9. Jorse [text]

[continuousgroaning]

i think about horses a lot

almost as much as i think about love and romance and dating boys

so when i needed to come up with an opinion poll for a school assignment, what better topic than horses, right, and then i saw this



so here's my opinion poll, should horses wear pants??? or are they beautiful enough just the way they are?

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[flightforfreedom]

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i honestly don't know the answer to this question

is he

comfortable????

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[continuousgroaning]

i would hope so otherwise he'd try to buck off anyone who tried to mount

[versusseeker]

only if they wnt 2
but he looks gr8

[continuousgroaning]

i think so too

and if he wanted to go formal you could put a bowtie around his neck

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[livesfastdiesung]

If they're happy and comfortable, yes!
But they're also beautiful the way they are.

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[continuousgroaning]

i agree with both points, honestly

pants are pretty versatile so you could do a lot of different outfits

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[pickledturncoat]

[squints]

If pants should be worn--which does not necessarily mean I think they should be--shouldn't they be on the other set of legs? to cover up the [ahem] dangly bits?

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[continuousgroaning]

well, only if the horse wanted it that way

i'm sure they don't have that much of a sense of dignity ;)

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[kanyounot]

[ Kanan is taking this question with the seriousness it deserves okay. ]

If the horse is capable of making that decision and wants to, absolutely yes.

If the horse is incapable of making the decision (non-sentient), it depends on if it benefits the horse or at least does no harm.

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[continuousgroaning]

jeans ARE pretty comfortable

but i see what you mean- you'd have to make them special for the horse to make sure it feels comfortable in them too

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[ripstides]

why not just ask the horse?

[ oh, right, not everyone can do that. oops. ]

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[continuousgroaning]

I wish i could!!

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[am_i_a_monster]

I think horses are beautiful the way they are. His natural coat is prettier than the pants.

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[continuousgroaning]

the jeans do clash, this is true

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[cleptes]

If they do, it should be pants that fit properly.

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[continuousgroaning]

yeah this probably wasn't a good example

if the pants were too baggy it wouldn't be able to run right

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[fehus]

are we limited to pants? what about skorts?

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[continuousgroaning]

that would also be acceptable

might be more comfy for the horse too

[shittywizard]

Third option: horses, like most things with killer legs, look better in skirts

[continuousgroaning]

this is true

if I get a horse we could totally have matching outfits

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[aberrant_type]

No! Free that horse from those pants! They could restrict leg movement and cause the horse to stumble or misstep, and you ought to know how horrible it is when a horse breaks a leg!

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[continuousgroaning]

[There's a long pause, before there's a panicked gasping noise in reply.]

Hah! Hah! Hah! NO, I NEED TO GO FIND THAT HORSE AND TAKE HIS PANTS OFF!

[hellosirs]

How are those pants even staying up?

[continuousgroaning]

magic, maybe

or clothespins

[lasersounds]

A horse like that deserves something better than ill-fitting jeans.

The real question is: how should he be wearing them?

[legionnaires]

horses shouldn't wear pants!

[legionnaires]

why are people putting jeans on horses?

[continuousgroaning]

actually that's a really good question

i saw that picture on bwitter and thought it was cute but didn't stop to think about it too hard

[4thdimensional]

Personally, I think a horse can be quite handsome with a saddle if it's fit well.

The pants don't seem to be made for him to walk.

[continuousgroaning]

that's true!! and you can always put a nice blanket or sweater on it, or a hat!

unless they were really tight, horses aren't meant to wear jeans, it seems

[izanyagi]

I feel like the pants should be on the other legs and more form fitting so that they don't get in their way while moving.

[continuousgroaning]

a skirt would be nice, too. it wouldn't hamper the legs at all

and if it were my horse we could match outfits

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[halloflamer]

Who the Shellder thought that was a good idea? Poor thing can probably barely move!

Leave 'em the way they are, or at least give 'em a jacket they can actually move in...

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[continuousgroaning]

Yeah, I saw that on Bwitter and didn't think too hard about it. Might have just been done for a photo op.

Skirts would work, too. Or leg warmers.

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[marriedmedium]

Horses should wear whatever makes them feel beautiful and confident, just like us girls!

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[continuousgroaning]

yes!! horses are smart and strong but they deserve to look and feel nice too