9. Jorse [text]

[continuousgroaning]

i think about horses a lot

almost as much as i think about love and romance and dating boys

so when i needed to come up with an opinion poll for a school assignment, what better topic than horses, right, and then i saw this



so here's my opinion poll, should horses wear pants??? or are they beautiful enough just the way they are?

Comments

[legionnaires]

horses shouldn't wear pants!

[lasersounds]

Let them wear what they want Keith!

Maybe he's cold.

[legionnaires]

that isn't going to keep them warm!

you could just get a wool blanket.

[lasersounds]

Keith. Babe. You are thinking about this way too hard, and with too much practicality.

It's called a meme.

[legionnaires]

and it's a stupid meme!

[lasersounds]

That's...kind of the point? Memes are dumb and funny.

[legionnaires]

did you draw that?

[lasersounds]

Of course. I had to showcase my artistic talents.

[legionnaires]

it's cute.

[lasersounds]

cute. my art is cute, but horses can't wear jeans.

[legionnaires]

exactly.

[lasersounds]

that makes like zero sense. zero.

[legionnaires]

how? I think the art is cute but horses shouldn't wear pants.

though you could braid their hair.

[lasersounds]

bc the art has them in pants?

...did you like...do that back home or something?

[legionnaires]

there was a ranch not too far away that i used to work at.

[lasersounds]

wait...seriously?

how difficult are the horses when you try to braid, anyway?