text.

[admemoriam]

this could be us but u playin

[A couple of long, uncomfortable minutes later...]

oh wait shit guys shit that was for my group chat
ignore this


how do you delete

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[shittywizard]

don't delete it i'm not done looking at crepedog

[admemoriam]

oh okay

if you hold your finger on it you can save it
and then you can look at crepedog anytime
if he's not too

crepey

[shittywizard]

i know how to save stuff
i don't need it on my phone forever

i just wasn't finished with my moment of enjoying it until i had to read that pun

[admemoriam]

sorry puns aren't my strongpoint
neither are words
or fancy future phones
or a lot of things
i mean i have strongpoints but just none of those are them

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[sanguinespell]

skincare fads are getting weird

[admemoriam]

but this one probably tastes the best
crepemasks with the #squad

[sanguinespell]

crepes probably aren't a great way to get that glow

but you're raising an excellent point, i gotta say

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[corkscrewed]

Omg. Please never delete this.

[admemoriam]

okay good bc i can't figure it out anyway
it keeps freezing when i try
it's fate, crepemask was destined for greatness

[corkscrewed]

That has got to be the most patient dog I've ever seen. My dogs literally eat anything semi-edible within jumping distance.

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[fehus]

omg spamming the chat w/ it is not how you delete

and sorry i'm running w/ a new crew

[admemoriam]

it was a distraction method!

and i’m going to need a pancake bunny right fucking now sir

[fehus]

wouldn't it be great if his name was pat? pat o. butter.

[nightmarist]

the secret's out

[admemoriam]

you know you wanna put bread on your face man

[nightmarist]

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[deathboss]

Is this what most Americans do on their time off.

[admemoriam]

yeah
this is actually how we celebrate easter

text.

[athnvas]

Why does this look like the poster to a horror movie?

[admemoriam]

bc it is
it's like texas chainsaw massacre only that one guy wears crepes instead of skin

[athnvas]

Why would you /want/ that?

[fehus]

THIS USER HAS RATED THIS MOVIE: ★★★★★/★★★★★ stars

[hellosirs]

is this some kind of a breakfast cult, sir??

[admemoriam]

absolutely
100%
do you want to join

[hellosirs]

No thank you! I prefer dinner, anyways.