[TEXT] ID ; Satan

[granddevil]

How would you describe this? I think your book has a nice passage on it:

"When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour."
– Revelation 8:1

Do you think He will be wrathful enough for an apocalypse when He realizes I have left? Let's hope there won't be any silence so soon. For your sake, of course, although God is known for His temper tantrums. In any case, I have a certain Greek Fate to thank this for, don't I? Where may I find Lachesis? I wish to thank her personally.

And because I do expect you to ask, yes, I am Lucifer, the Morning Star, the Old Scratch, Belial, Devil, Leviathan, the Serpent, whatever you came up with. It's tiring to keep up with all the names you've given me. I usually go by Satan.

[ and Satan is dramatic as fuck in case you couldn't tell ]

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[y_not_x]

I haven't heard any of those names before and the only god I know about is Arceus, although people have argued Mew, Darkrai, Palkia, Dialga, etc. count.

I think you may be overestimating how many people were *actually* going to ask that and how many were just going to ask 1. what are you talking about and 2. who are you (in the sense of what you do/what your powers are/etc, not a name)

To get back to your first question: mostly, I'd describe this as confusing.

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[granddevil]

Most will know I was addressing those who do know my name.

Which part is confusing to you?

completely oblivious text go

[wahey]

have you read the divine comedy? i have a friend who's really into it.

does Hell really look like that?

crying

[granddevil]

[ he knows that name ]

[granddevil]

[ HE KNOWS THAT NAME VERY WELL ]

[granddevil]

[ what... is he- ]

[granddevil]

[ Akira is here, Akira is- ]

[granddevil]

[ ALIVE ]

[granddevil]

[ Akira was in hell, dead - killed by Satan himself - fighting against Demons for all eternity, he is not here, no. That's just his mind causing tricks on him like usual, just his mind twisting from all those years he saw Akira dying at his hands as punishment, again and again.

That insanity that hasn't left him, Satan is cure of it. ]

[granddevil]

[ At least that was his first thought, naturally. Satan still isn't sure this place isn't just yet another of his Father's punishments, but he has accepted it might be as described and just another dimension that a crazed god brought him into.

And if that's true, then of course Akira could be here as well. And he could be alive.

His Akira... ]

OKAY I'M DONE

[granddevil]

[ How does he answer this? He can still be Ryo Asuka, but he has just introduced himself as Satan. Akira didn't recognize him, which means he doesn't remember.

Perhaps an earlier point in time? Which is ironic at best; Satan isn't sure if he should thank Lachesis for it or not. But regardless, he knows he has to answer.

So he will. ]

I know about it, yes. It's very similar, to the point you'd think that Dante himself was there.

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[izanyagi]

[Well this was going to get weird. Yu had already met another Lucifer. However, an important tidbit stuck out to him;]

I don't know what its like in your world, but Satan and Lucifer are two different gods in mine.

[And personas.]

I also knew you as Helel...

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[granddevil]

I'm no god. I have no desire to be one.
But such wouldn't surprise me, many have described each name to belong to different creature. And every universe has its own version, I suppose.

Helel is a version of my name, yes. It's hard to follow all the names humans have given me.

[deathboss]

[Pass. He'll take the Lucifer and Satan models he knows.]

Man you're gonna be a ray of sunshine aren't you?

[granddevil]

[ r u d e ]

I am called the Morning Star.

some other oblivious dweeb

[pummelgranite]

[ What the hell is she talking about??? ]

What, not getting bored Luci, are you?
I like Adversary, if your switching it up.

i'm crying

[granddevil]

[ Luci........... ]

Luci is a perhaps bit too personal, so I will be saying no to that one.
Adversary is fine, however,

[stylistic_disloyalty]

I think 'bored' isn't the word I'd use right now.

'Satan', really? You think I'd use something that obvious?

Voice

[stylistic_disloyalty]

If anybody does ask, I haven't been doing my job.

Father of Lies, the Adversary, the Lightbringer, Apollyon... but I go by Lucifer.

[I'm you, but still just as gay.]

Voice

[granddevil]

[ well, since she is using voice, he will do the same, though that wasn't his plan at first. But it's just polite right? Satan voice is soft and gentle, hard to tell if it's a man or a woman (spoiler alert: it's both) ]

And what would your job be?

I'm glad to meet you, finally.

[calltheundertaker]

Sure are a lot of folks going by that name around here.

[granddevil]

It looks like the Porter likes us quite a lot.

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[queenofseers]

[ Hey, it's yet another person mixing up Lucifers, although she at least has some sort of inkling as to what's going on. If only she'd bothered to look at the other responses and to it confirmed. ]

Okay, either you've decided on some sort of pretentious rebranding for seemingly no reason, or you're an entirely new person also going by Lucifer.

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[granddevil]

[ good thing Satan knows he is being confused with another Lucifer, cheers to that ]

I am an entirely new person, although I do prefer to go by Satan.

voice

[secondplacescrow]

What happened in the half hour?

voice

[granddevil]

[ why do people like the voice option. Still, Satan will indulge, it's fine. His voice is soft, hard to tell if it's a man or a woman, and he speaks with a strange kindness to him ]

God's punishment begun and the Apocalypse started. Seven angels gathered their seven trumpets and at each play of a trumpet, earthquakes, fire, blood and hail were cast upon the earth.

Or at least, that's what the Bible says it'll happen.

because I'm on hiatus but also couldn't resist

[d33tached]

[D33 almost responds to this, but he is honest to the Gods so fucking over this type of bullshit he can't even bring himself to.

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u love me

[granddevil]

[ at least it's not God

REALLY YOU'D LIKE SATAN DEE ]

[nightmarist]

lame in every incarnation

[granddevil]

Thank you for your insightful feedback.