[ owain had been laying upside down on the sofa, legs over the back, covered in dogs and sipping a hot chocolate through a particularly convoluted series of straws. he chokes and screams when the window smashes open, the dogs howling and barking and jumping up at crobat in their excitement, but once the bat-screaming starts, they sit in the background yapping along with it. it doesn't help. ]

Dude, stop! [ owain lightly swats at crobat with one arm, still upside down, covering one ear with his free hand. ]

You're my favourite! And you're always such a dick to me!! [ EhNNENGnGh. swat swat swat. ] I'm sorry, okay?! I'll give you some of the dog's food if you leave me alone!