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[h2no]

they really should include a breathalyser in the sign up for these

[a couple of moments pass.]

actually, it's a really good idea. i'm not taking this down.

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[shittywizard]

so
how drunk

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[h2no]

here's the mystery: nothing is misspelled and it generally makes sense
yet i don't remember doing it until i woke up to the notifs on my comm

if i had to guess... schnapps were involved

[quickfingers]

if i pledge 500 what rewards do i get

[h2no]

i'll bring rooty with me when i do it

and you i guess

[shadowglitter]

Don't you fucking dare.

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[aka_pistachio]

How much do I have to donate to tag along and kick him in the balls after you?

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[h2no]

i probably have to legally say i'm not actually going to hurt him

but we can egg the studio, so i dunno. 50 cents?

[youresovein]

To play predator's advocate, villains do get all the best parts.

[h2no]

i'm not gonna deny this. there are some really cool movies out there.

but a film where they get no chance?? are villains by proximity??? aren't even given the benefit of the doubt of being scared animals??

bad. really bad.

[shadowglitter]

This... this won't stand. I won't allow this. This is a step too far.
You craven dick.
I have so many issues to take here that I don't even know where to start.

[h2no]

i'm sorry do you SUPPORT this heresay? this blatant smearing of the image of sharks? do you want to tell sharpedo to his face that he means nothing to you?

WHAT'S NEXT, OWAIN. CROBAT??? ARE YOU OKAY WITH BATS BEING DEMONIZED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE COWARDS???????

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[continuousgroaning]

only 2 backers?????

clearly people need to learn more about sharks

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[h2no]

i did post it at 4am
but i will teach them personally myself if i have to >:(

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[dreadinquisitor]

'Cleaning product for lava'?

Must have been some drink.

(And you didn't invite me, I thought we were friends.)

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[h2no]

thats entirely unrelated, its just for camerupt
there's a lot more lava than you'd expect at my place on a daily basis

you are welcome to come
the more the merrier

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[flightforfreedom]

[Poe Dameron has donated 100 dollars.]

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[h2no]

100 dollar milestone is a free hug from i, a semi-famous import
where u at bitch its happening

[drivesadesk]

I feel like this is a bad idea.

But yeah, wow, this is a bad movie. Do some humans really think tornadoes and sharks work this way?

[h2no]

i hope not
but yes its bad
its about the message that's behind the sharknado

and the chainsaws.

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[bespin]

I've not seen this holo, but shouldn't the sharks be the victims here? They were just trying to go about their business in the ocean when a tornado brought them into the sky. No fish should have to be subjected to that.

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[h2no]

thEY SHOULD BE
BUT THEY'RE NOT
YOU CANT MAKE A FILM ABOUT WILD ANIMALS BEING SCARED THEN SAYING THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS

also: sharks going out their way to eat humans???? dont even test me on this ive been around actual sharks and they ignored me

[fervidclaret]

Quite right!!! It is not a predator's fault if you are eaten. Learn to accept some responsibility!

[Yeah he donated $100. It'd be more but he's not a CEO here sorry.]

[h2no]

the real world consequences
these are my true issues

people and sharks shouldn't suffer in real life because of some stupid movie some idiot dingus made and thought was a good idea

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[divaricate]

brilliant. pledging $150.

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[h2no]

good donation to a good cause, frankly.

i was told these things have donation level rewards so i guess you can have this anatomically correct blow-up shark i got from the aquarium
it really floats! apparently.

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[halloflamer]

Yeah, sounds about right.

[He's talking about the drunk posting. Although honestly, he wouldn't have been surprised even if this was done sober?]

Why do I gotta pay for something you're probably going to try anyway?

permatext idiot

[h2no]

moral support, obviously
do you care about me and my beliefs so little you won't give me money to see them through?




i'm a natural at this. can you believe i didn't fund team aqua this way?

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[onlydoubts]

shark...nado.
i've never seen it but i'm gonna guess its about a shark tornado.
i'll give you 50$ because sharks dont deserve this

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[h2no]

thank you bodhi you are a king among shark hating commoners
no animal deserves this. i'm going to punch the director of birdemic as well.

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Because speaking is a lot quicker than typing and he hasn't really figure out these devices fully yet.]

Archie, I'm afraid you're going to have to explain a lot of what's going on here to me.

Is that guy fistfighting a shark? I was always told that was a bad idea back home.

permatext sry

[h2no]

hey darin
its a bad picture, because i was very drunk when i found and put this together
he is actually holding a chainsaw and is attacking the innocent shark, who was flung at the hideous murderer through no fault of her own
it is a bad idea. it's a bad movie.

[fauxmarth]

Archie...can you explain what I'm looking at?
It's a bit unclear.

[h2no]

a chainsaw, the blessed and wonderful tool it is, is being used wrongfully against an innocent shark that was propelled forward by higher than average wind speeds

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[looseleaves]

[ Hajime Shino has donated $50. ]

Sharks are just misunderstood!!

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[h2no]

[archie will be returning all the donations later under an anonymous name, but it's a nice thought nonetheless.]

i'm not surprised you understand, haji
how have you been?

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[ghoulking]

[ archie what the fuck ]

Do you even know where he lives?

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[h2no]

no
but also
its been downgraded from a punch in the balls to me possibly just donating to charity instead?
super not pleased about it but this email i got was really angry, so.