text/image - pros: i would get pushed way less

[h2no]

they really should include a breathalyser in the sign up for these

[a couple of moments pass.]

actually, it's a really good idea. i'm not taking this down.

Comments

[h2no]

[it says a lot about the shit he's been through since he got here that he is 100% unphased by that.]

look, i've been the villain before. if you're gonna be hated, it's better to be for a reason. it reflects better on society as a whole.

[youresovein]

And since when are villains concerned about society as a whole?

[ he said, hypocritically. ]

[h2no]

usually they do stuff because they got angry about something not working right or because they want something in my experience
i mean i was both of those, so

[youresovein]

Is that a fact? And what was it that you wanted so badly to change, if you don't mind my asking?

[h2no]

subjectively, yes
it doesn't matter anymore

[youresovein]

Why not? Did you get what you wanted, or did what you wanted change?

[h2no]

it's
complicated

but the second thing is the most accurate to what happened

[youresovein]

I see.

And if this project of yours is fully funded, will that improve society, too?

[h2no]

pro
bab
ly

[youresovein]

Well then! What do I get if I donate?

[h2no]

[there's no reply for about ten minutes.]


i think right now i'd just send your money back i got some very angry emails
and while angry emails haven't stopped me before,
i'm starting to think i should rethink my strat.

[youresovein]

Don't tell me a bit of negativity is enough to get you to back down!

[h2no]

no but angry lawyer emails are harshing my vibe

[youresovein]

Give me their names.

[h2no]

no names just a legal association

[youresovein]

Presumably one made up of mortals.

[h2no]

you never know
it's terribly fashionable to be immortal nowadays

[youresovein]

But vampire lawyers? It's too much. The jokes alone would be murder.

[h2no]

vampire whats?
i meant because of the porter

though if you want to provide your services i won't say no