text/image - pros: i would get pushed way less

[h2no]

they really should include a breathalyser in the sign up for these

[a couple of moments pass.]

actually, it's a really good idea. i'm not taking this down.

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[youresovein]

I see.

And if this project of yours is fully funded, will that improve society, too?

[h2no]

pro
bab
ly

[youresovein]

Well then! What do I get if I donate?

[h2no]

[there's no reply for about ten minutes.]


i think right now i'd just send your money back i got some very angry emails
and while angry emails haven't stopped me before,
i'm starting to think i should rethink my strat.

[youresovein]

Don't tell me a bit of negativity is enough to get you to back down!

[h2no]

no but angry lawyer emails are harshing my vibe

[youresovein]

Give me their names.

[h2no]

no names just a legal association

[youresovein]

Presumably one made up of mortals.

[h2no]

you never know
it's terribly fashionable to be immortal nowadays

[youresovein]

But vampire lawyers? It's too much. The jokes alone would be murder.

[h2no]

vampire whats?
i meant because of the porter

though if you want to provide your services i won't say no