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[h2no]

they really should include a breathalyser in the sign up for these

[a couple of moments pass.]

actually, it's a really good idea. i'm not taking this down.

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[h2no]

i mean. that's not entirely true.

no?

[shadowglitter]

Hmm.

Hmmmmm.

Hm.

Okay. So, I think it's time to talk about my sex life.
Only incredible amounts of detail and shocking tales that would make even the most experienced hedonist turn scarlet with shame from here on out. Get ready.

[h2no]

regale me with tales with how you do it in the missionary position with the lights off, owain

[shadowglitter]

(HOT HOT SEX ALERT!!!!!! RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORRIBLE CONTENT BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

One time I held his hand and told him that I loved him.

(AIRHORN SIRENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[h2no]

[god he's glad this isn't voice.]

you sick bastard