text/image - pros: i would get pushed way less

[h2no]

they really should include a breathalyser in the sign up for these

[a couple of moments pass.]

actually, it's a really good idea. i'm not taking this down.

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[quickfingers]

he totally is gonna read that

also im gonna do it you can't stop me

[shadowglitter]

BUT HE'S WAGING A WAR AGAINST ART

[quickfingers]

BUT ITS A KICKSTARTER AND IM GONNA GET A REWARD ODIN
I COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT THE HEIR TO THE SHARKNADO FORTUNE

[shadowglitter]

I WILL LITERALLY BUY YOU YOUR OWN SHARK IF YOU HELP ME BURN ARCHIE'S DREAMS TO THE GROUND

[quickfingers]

AS TEMPTING AS THIS IS I FEEL ITS ILLEGAL AND OR INFEASIBLE AS WE DO NOT POSSESS ENOUGH ROOM TO HOUSE A SHARK

[shadowglitter]

I STOLE AN ISLAND

[quickfingers]

hey hey hey
hey
hey
hey

[quickfingers]

HEY
can you magic
a tornado
like
wind
gust

by any chance

[shadowglitter]

Yeah, I...

[ ... ]

[shadowglitter]

I think Archie might legitimately stop being my friend if we make a real Sharknado.

Unless.
Unless.

We do it outside his house and he's blown away by the majesty and realizes I was right all along to praise this film that I've never seen so vehemently.

[quickfingers]

sharknado sharknado sharknado

[h2no]

DON'T THINK I WON'T HAVE CROBAT DECAPITATE BOTH OF YOU

[quickfingers]

BUT SHARKNADOS, ARCHIE
REAL ONES
FOR SCIENCE

[h2no]

if i go outside and there's a tornado with sharks in it, i will kill you both with my bare hands
i dont care peter
i will do it

don't even joke about that shit when odin can do it for real

[quickfingers]

if it's not sharks
hypothetically
in this tornado
what would
be cooler?

[h2no]

i might be swayed if what was in the tornado was not living.

[quickfingers]

soooo...


dead sharks?

1/2

[h2no]

[h2no]

this shit is why i almost flooded the world. this exact bullshit.

[quickfingers]

listen you provided a loop hole and i had to check it

[h2no]

some advice for next time:


don't

[quickfingers]

but

i want to

[h2no]

I WILL TURN THE SPRAY BOTTLE ON YOU PETER

[quickfingers]

HNGGGGH

[h2no]

ON! YOU!