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[h2no]

they really should include a breathalyser in the sign up for these

[a couple of moments pass.]

actually, it's a really good idea. i'm not taking this down.

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[h2no]

aww t you didn't have to

[he'll anonymously send the money back into her account later, so she doesn't suspect.]

i'll work something out

[continuousgroaning]

shark education is an important cause!!

maybe we could make our own shark movie??? except the shark is the hero

also

there would have to be guys in swimsuits in it

[h2no]

hmmm too much effort for spite and i have no film talent

[continuousgroaning]

darn

could we still hire some boys in swimsuits though

[h2no]

that would be extravagant tina
and while i fully support being extravagant
maybe not this time

[continuousgroaning]

darn

well I hope you find a good use for the money

because this is a worthy cause and predators deserve better

[h2no]

maybe i could donate it to a charity that helps with this
you wanna help me pick one?

[continuousgroaning]

absolutely!! maybe we can pick a few, or donate to an aquarium

i haven't been to one of those in ages

[h2no]

ugh if only i was a trillionaire :((

[continuousgroaning]

maybe you can be a wrestler like magnus

he seems to do pretty well for himself

[h2no]

i would love that but i already have 3 full time jobs

[continuousgroaning]

wait, you do??

when do you ever sleep?????????

[h2no]

at night like everyone else

[sad trombone...]

[continuousgroaning]

still I can't imagine you get a whole lot :(

[h2no]

believe me t i am one of those people that can't function properly without a good night's sleep
i make sure i get plenty

[continuousgroaning]

Okay, if you say so.