Yeah, that was the first thing I did when I took over. That's practically beginner's guide to business. I recognized one of the logos on their shirts and tried to show them what I had in stock to match. Know what I got in return?

Picture a deer staring at you. Except, instead of being wide-eyed and alert, it's like they were stuck in a perpetual state of 'just waking up.'

I even offered them free rewards cards. You know, keep 'em coming back. Now they come back but they just...shamble.

Is my store cursed? Because when I was their age I was personally fitting half of the royal guard for replacement pauldrons.