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Merle "crunchy granola murderer" Highchurch ([personal profile] extremeteenbible) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-04-09 03:06 am

fourth level; video (forward dated to after the campaign announcements start rolling in)

[ Merle's been to a lot of new worlds in the past hundred and change years. So he knows that part of adapting to a new world is to immerse yourself in its culture, provided it has one. Study the classics, as it were.

Which is why the scene in this video might look somewhat familiar to some music loving imPorts. (It's not in black and white, though, because Merle hasn't figured out how to do camera filters on his phone.) A lone dwarf stands in a decrepit Maurtia Falls alley, a homeless person who looks a lot like a rabbi standing in the background warming his hands over a barrel fire. (Merle may or may not have hired an actual rabbi for the role.) A folksy guitar riff is playing from somewhere offscreen. In the foreground, the dwarf holds up a stack of white signs each with one word hand written on them in dark permanent marker.

The first sign reads, I. He lets it fall, revealing the sign behind it.

This one reads, THINK. Like the sign before it, this too falls to the ground.

The next sign reads, DOGS.

The next, SHOULD.

Then, finally, VOTE.

He says nothing, letting the last sign linger before it, too, falls to the ground. Then he just sort of... stands there looking proud of himself before scurrying over to the camera to turn off the video. ]
burger_king: (light; and tired of)

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[personal profile] burger_king 2018-04-09 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is great? This is so great. ]

Run on that platform and you got my vote secured. [ Not that he's old enough to vote but whatevs. ]
Edited 2018-04-09 08:12 (UTC)
fettering: (there are kings in my past)

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[personal profile] fettering 2018-04-09 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
omg youre right
admemoriam: (fire burns under your feet)

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[personal profile] admemoriam 2018-04-09 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
nastygram: (C:\neepneep)

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[personal profile] nastygram 2018-04-09 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
hell fucking yes dude

if an actual dog actually runs for this bs title i will be the FIRST in line to vote for once

actually FUCK THAT: i will run the dog's social media campaign
pummelgranite: (who's never crossed your mind)

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[personal profile] pummelgranite 2018-04-09 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ From her throne of flowers and animal bone, Persephone begins to clap slowly. But this is not a degrading slow clap, no this is loud and passionate.

And she keeps it up for a solid minute and a half before the feed cuts off.
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[personal profile] battysitter 2018-04-09 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
They have no hands to vote dude
pickledturncoat: (wuzzah)

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[personal profile] pickledturncoat 2018-04-09 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Are there sentient dogs on this planet?
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[personal profile] nastygram 2018-04-09 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
dude this is america
OR, some version of it
the fact remains that there are dogs all over the frickin place

plus if we're electing A DOG then why not a dog that lives out of the city
fuck the rules!!!!1!!!
aka_pistachio: (confused)

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[personal profile] aka_pistachio 2018-04-09 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we talking like talking dogs? Or dogs dogs?
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[personal profile] aka_pistachio 2018-04-09 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a lot of shit I've seen here that I had never seen before. I'm not counting anything out.
pickledturncoat: (if you say so)

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[personal profile] pickledturncoat 2018-04-09 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I take it that's a 'no.'

Which begs the question, why would you want non-sentient animals to vote?
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[personal profile] pickledturncoat 2018-04-09 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
But do they want a say? Maybe they're perfectly happy chewing bones.
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[personal profile] pickledturncoat 2018-04-09 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You may have a slight problem making them aware of it.

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