Joseph Joestar (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2014-08-06 10:16 pm
trickstar) wrote in maskormenace2014-08-06 10:16 pm
01; Video... sort of.
[The video feed starts with the face of a young man looking... very confused at the phone in front of him. Squinting, almost. Soon followed by a...]
HELLO?
[...He is literally yelling into the communicator, and pressing it to his cheek. Entirely unnecessary, since this is a video post... But whatever. Say hello to Joseph's cheek, fellow users of the Network. This is all you get for the rest of the video.]
There's no receiver end on this thing, how am I supposed to know where to talk into! Or who I'm talking to?
[Yeah. You're getting one of these guys again. Sorry. He's from 1938. This has been a rough journey for the technologically inept.]
Whatever! I have to go back- it's really important. I'm going to be done for in six days if I don't get to Switzerland! It's a really long story but I don't have time for another adventure, I'm already in the middle of one right now. I don't want to hear any of those excuses I've already been told! I'm being really serious here! I should have memorized Lisa Lisa's phone number...
HELLO?
[...He is literally yelling into the communicator, and pressing it to his cheek. Entirely unnecessary, since this is a video post... But whatever. Say hello to Joseph's cheek, fellow users of the Network. This is all you get for the rest of the video.]
There's no receiver end on this thing, how am I supposed to know where to talk into! Or who I'm talking to?
[Yeah. You're getting one of these guys again. Sorry. He's from 1938. This has been a rough journey for the technologically inept.]
Whatever! I have to go back- it's really important. I'm going to be done for in six days if I don't get to Switzerland! It's a really long story but I don't have time for another adventure, I'm already in the middle of one right now. I don't want to hear any of those excuses I've already been told! I'm being really serious here! I should have memorized Lisa Lisa's phone number...
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Nevermind! This isn't a thing that can wait! There's a lot of lives riding on this! Mine included!!
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Enough! You will LISTEN! [points.]
[Uh, ur attention please? Thanks, he's trying to tell you something important, sir.]
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But he's compelled to be quiet and listen, for some reason. Weird.]
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What has been happening to you back home- it is on hold for you. Nothing will happen while you are gone from it, so do not fret!
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You may speak now.
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-Even if what I was worried about in Italy isn't a problem now, I still have a problem with me to be worried about.
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Do you have any idea what you're saying?! Are you seriously suggesting I should just die? I might have to kick your ass for that!!
I don't care if you think you're revived here! I'm not going to die, especially not to something like this!
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I'm suggesting that if all else fails, hope is STILL NOT LOST! But you are wise to realize now-
you will not be sent home anytime soon. So an answer must be found that is different from that.
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People here have abilities, some even refer to it as magic, there are other means to solve this problem. Ontop of that, those that brought us here want ADEPT SOLDIERS! It is a possibility they will assist you in this time of need, especially when it was their machine that brought you here at such an inopportune time!
I give my apologies to you for your situation.
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...Yeah, thanks. Do you know anyone with those abilities that can do something about it? I don't want some doctors poking around in me when I know surgery won't help.
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[..haha.]
I will get back to you momentarily.
after waiting 5 minutes
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