01; Video... sort of.

[trickstar]

[The video feed starts with the face of a young man looking... very confused at the phone in front of him. Squinting, almost. Soon followed by a...]

HELLO?

[...He is literally yelling into the communicator, and pressing it to his cheek. Entirely unnecessary, since this is a video post... But whatever. Say hello to Joseph's cheek, fellow users of the Network. This is all you get for the rest of the video.]

There's no receiver end on this thing, how am I supposed to know where to talk into! Or who I'm talking to?

[Yeah. You're getting one of these guys again. Sorry. He's from 1938. This has been a rough journey for the technologically inept.]

Whatever! I have to go back- it's really important. I'm going to be done for in six days if I don't get to Switzerland! It's a really long story but I don't have time for another adventure, I'm already in the middle of one right now. I don't want to hear any of those excuses I've already been told! I'm being really serious here! I should have memorized Lisa Lisa's phone number...

Comments

[trickstar]

... What?

[corviform]

Friend?

[ NAKAMA????????? No, I kid. ]

[trickstar]

... Yeah? And?

[do you want to be his nakama gil, do you]

[corviform]

[ Maybe. ]

It's too early to be saying such things, isn't it? We don't know each other...

[ He may not even like Gil in the long run. Who knows?! ]

[trickstar]

We might not know each other, but a bad guy wouldn't be so concerned about me seeing a doctor.

[Hello, this is Joseph "literally makes friends with a nazi" Joestar.]

[corviform]

[ oh my god get help joseph ]

Most would be concerned over someone who's been poisoned. Which you should be tending to...

[trickstar]

Careful. You're getting into nagging territory!

And that's not true. A real bad guy wouldn't care if you were poisoned or dying or injured. You seem like the kind of guy who'd bandage up a kitten if you saw a hurt one. Am I wrong?

1/2

[corviform]

I'm not nagging!

2/2

[corviform]

[ That's a bad choice of animals for the ailurophobic.

Quickly: ]

No.

[trickstar]

So no, I'm not wrong.

[Grinning, like an asshole. Because he is one.]

[corviform]

[ Ew cats. ]

Fine...

Will you go seek a doctor now?

[trickstar]

Give me a break... Yeah, fine, I'll go. Bye, Gilbert!

[corviform]

[ Finally. ]

Take it easy...