01; Video... sort of.

[trickstar]

[The video feed starts with the face of a young man looking... very confused at the phone in front of him. Squinting, almost. Soon followed by a...]

HELLO?

[...He is literally yelling into the communicator, and pressing it to his cheek. Entirely unnecessary, since this is a video post... But whatever. Say hello to Joseph's cheek, fellow users of the Network. This is all you get for the rest of the video.]

There's no receiver end on this thing, how am I supposed to know where to talk into! Or who I'm talking to?

[Yeah. You're getting one of these guys again. Sorry. He's from 1938. This has been a rough journey for the technologically inept.]

Whatever! I have to go back- it's really important. I'm going to be done for in six days if I don't get to Switzerland! It's a really long story but I don't have time for another adventure, I'm already in the middle of one right now. I don't want to hear any of those excuses I've already been told! I'm being really serious here! I should have memorized Lisa Lisa's phone number...

Comments

[Video]

[bullysandwicher]

That doesn't explain anything. What does it do?

It's a rumor at least.I'm not about to try it myself. [ of course not ] But there was revival magic in my world, so I wouldn't be so surprised it exists in this one, too.

Anyway, what did you do to them? [ Noi moves to reach for something off the camera. Which is a donut. Yes, she is eating while she talks. ]

[Video]

[trickstar]

It... can do a lot of things!! It's hard to talk about what it can do without a demonstration.

I've never heard about revival magic before unless it was used by the evil. So, I still don't believe it. If it sounds too good to be true, it almost always is.

I was trying to stop them from taking over the world with the undead.

[Not that he cares about people eating and talking at the same time.]

...Where'd you get that?? There's a place that sells donuts around here??

[Video]

[bullysandwicher]

Hummmm. World with undead sounds really crappy, yeah.

Well, if you don't want to believe the revival thing, they probably have something around to heal your poison, at least. [ Noi shrugs before she looks at the donut ]

They have tons of places that sell tons of food, actually! And they are pretty good, too!

[Video]

[trickstar]

["Sounds really crappy" YEAH YEAH IT KIND OF IS.

He doesn't want to hear more about doctors and surgery and healing. He's still pretty skeptical that it won't work, so ... going to talk about food instead. That's something he can get into talking about.]

I haven't had any good American food in a while!! I'm not kidding!! There's only so much pasta someone can eat without getting tired of it.

[Video]

[bullysandwicher]

[ Well, Noi isn't nice enough to offer her magic, either, sorry bro. yet, we'll see

But if it's food, Noi can go on forever! ]

Pasta is great, I wouldn't get tired of it! But I gotta admit the food around here is super delicious. [ because of all the sugar and fat and fast food, yumm ] Specially fried chicken!

[Video]

[trickstar]

[I actually have plans for him to get fixed up so don't worry if she doesn't offer.]

I haven't had fried chicken in so long.

[He's like dragging his hands down his face at this point.]

Where... where can I get it!!

[Video]

[bullysandwicher]

[ \o/ ]

Do you even know the city?

[Video]

[trickstar]

Not this one, but I was raised in the city. It can't be hard!

[Video]

[bullysandwicher]

I guess I can give you the address. unless you want me to show you where it is or something.

[trickstar]

No, I can find it myself.

[if he knew how to flirt RIGHT he'd ask her to join him, but... It's Joseph...]

[bullysandwicher]

Sure. here. [ she will send him the address ] The street has a lot of food places, I'm sure you'll find plenty you'll like!

[trickstar]

I'm going to try at least one of everything! Thanks!

[he has not yet realized he is POOR, TOO USED TO BEING A RICH BRAT.]

[bullysandwicher]

Have fun!!

[ poor you, poor you ]