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11. Mayo Always Be True [text]

TWO THINGS!!!

1. i'm doing another poll for my civics class, so here goes:

would you eat a peanut butter, pickle and mayo sandwich? how about all of that plus bacon?

2. my boyfriend found a plush toy of me in a store and I'm not sure how I feel about it

I mean it's sweet that he likes me enough to buy one but it's kinda weird?? has anybody else found any strange merchandise of themselves??

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1. ...um, do I get paid for it? Cause unless it's a dare or I'm getting paid, I'm going with no on this.

2. That's...strange but kind of awesome? And no, I haven't seen any merchandise of myself.

1. yes. also yes? Unconventional combo but what's wrong with that.

2. not quite the same but I had a pizza named after me. my uh, bf has this alarm clock that screams catch phrases. I've banned it from my apartment but it exists.

1. All delicious ingredients by themselves, but sound disgusting when put together like that. No, I wouldn't.

2. There's a company here in Nonah that makes umbrellas and they decided to put my face on them. Because of the weatherman thing. It's cute as an idea, but it prevents me from walking the streets when it's raining.

I wouldn't even eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sounds disgusting.

That toy actually look like ya, or more like a distant cousin?

I might try the first sandwich if someone told me they enjoyed it, but it doesn't sound very appetizing. My family doesn't eat pork so I wouldn't try the second.

How did he know the toy was supposed to be you? I think I'd feel strange if I saw merchandise that used my name here

fair enough!! it's supposed to be good and according to bwitter it's a new food trend, so I thought i'd ask the masses about it

yeah, i'm torn about it. I didn't think I was famous enough for merchandise

1. my powers would make it delicious, i think but I guess the combination of savory from the pickles and sweet from the peanut butter is what makes it. bwitter says it's a new trend.

2. having a pizza named after you is awesome, though. hey, i could make themed burger specials!

but that alarm clock sounds really annoying so I don't blame you

1. yeah, i don't blame you. My powers would probably make it taste delicious regardless but that doesn't mean I want to try it in the first place

2. whoa, that sounds kind of unsettling. it would make it suck to be around when it's raining because you'd see yourself everywhere. and it probably looks all distorted too

i like peanut butter, i like pickles, and i like mayo, but I do wonder how someone got the idea to combine them

it looks pretty close to me, actually. which is what makes it just a tiny bit weird

see, I'm not sure I want to either even though my powers would make it taste good, I think. bwitter said it was a new food trend but that doesn't mean much. wrapping sushi is croissants is also apparently a thing

The doll does look like me. he thought it was adorable

Yeah, I guess. Kid told me the other day that just bein' here and bein' and imPort means you'll get fans.

Don't make it any less bizarre, though.

So how much was it? They givin' you a percentage of sales?

Oh, I didn't realize this was something popular. I don't think I'd like to try the croissant and sushi either.

How does your ability work? If you don't mind me asking.

Your boyfriend sounds sweet, even if you're not sure how to feel about the doll.

1. I'd try it with the bacon.

2. I saw a doll of myself once. It had a really big head. Even weirder - I've seen people dress up as me.

god, i wish i had food powers.

is it bad I kinda wanna make that pickle disaster and try it like right now?

& you should totally theme burgers. theme everything. it's the popular way of marketing theses days

It's pretty handy. i can make anything taste great as long as I follow a recipe. it's won me some fans :)

why not? if you want a guaranteed delicious one I could make one for you

my dad always comes up with different puns for his specials back home. oh, he owns a burger restaurant. i should probably mention that

It does. i mean, i'm 14 years old and my powers are that I can cook really well and become intangible, and I still have enough of a fanbase

my boyfriend didn't tell me how much it was. no sales for me, either. I should ask for a cut ;)

Yeah, that's where I got the idea to ask for it. it's also where I see about bizarre flavors for sandwich cookies. like cherry cola-flavored ones.

As long as I follow a recipe anything i cook turns out tasting delicious. it's pretty low effort but it keeps my housemates happy. and food is a way to connect with people.

He is :) he's a native of this world so dating an import girl is a source of pride for him

so i won't deny him his fun if he wants to have a plush toy of me

if you do end up trying it let me know how it tastes

i'm not sure I want to even if my powers would make it taste good no matter what

OK now that is creepy. the dressing up part.

Wow. That's one of the most convenient powers I've seen yet. I can't even successfully cook a recipe, much less make it taste good. Do you think you're going to try it?

That's great! [He is legitimately very excited to hear that she's dating someone from this world, WHAT GOOD IMPORT-NATIVE RELATIONS] Where did you meet him? I'm so glad to hear that's going well for you.

I will. I figure it can't be as bad as that velveeta pie.

It'd have a sweet and savory combination. Might be good.

I know! They even copied my scars.

agreed. even i can only do so much with artificial cheese food. not that i'd ever try

how did anyone even get close enough to know what your scars look like???

I may have one of my housemates do it first. get feedback from other people and see if it's actually good.

i enjoy my power! i'll never be a fighter or anything so it'd be pointless for me to have powers to do actual superheroing with.

At a coffee shop! I'd go there sometimes to do homework and he saw me one day and started flirting with me. i had to get over this boy I liked back home a little bit first before i felt comfortable using the word "boyfriend", but we've been together for a few months now.

1. What kind of power do you have that will make peanut butter and pickles taste good?

2. Exactly. Luckily, I can fly. But even from the sky it's a weird experience. A plush doll sounds cute though.

They didn't have to get that close. I'm missing an ear, easy to see if my hair gets moved by the wind. And I cover my other scar with a scarf so they copied that too.

Really? It's a trend? [It sounds awful.]

I bet that's a strange feeling.

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