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Tina Belcher | Bob's Burgers ([personal profile] continuousgroaning) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-05-10 02:56 pm

11. Mayo Always Be True [text]

TWO THINGS!!!

1. i'm doing another poll for my civics class, so here goes:

would you eat a peanut butter, pickle and mayo sandwich? how about all of that plus bacon?


2. my boyfriend found a plush toy of me in a store and I'm not sure how I feel about it

I mean it's sweet that he likes me enough to buy one but it's kinda weird?? has anybody else found any strange merchandise of themselves??
beyourzoomer: (bemused)

[personal profile] beyourzoomer 2018-05-10 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
1. ...um, do I get paid for it? Cause unless it's a dare or I'm getting paid, I'm going with no on this.

2. That's...strange but kind of awesome? And no, I haven't seen any merchandise of myself.
quickfingers: (☈ still a loser)

[personal profile] quickfingers 2018-05-10 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
1. yes. also yes? Unconventional combo but what's wrong with that.

2. not quite the same but I had a pizza named after me. my uh, bf has this alarm clock that screams catch phrases. I've banned it from my apartment but it exists.
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[personal profile] itssacrifice 2018-05-10 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
1. All delicious ingredients by themselves, but sound disgusting when put together like that. No, I wouldn't.

2. There's a company here in Nonah that makes umbrellas and they decided to put my face on them. Because of the weatherman thing. It's cute as an idea, but it prevents me from walking the streets when it's raining.
justbeingknife: (leaning forward)

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[personal profile] justbeingknife 2018-05-10 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't even eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sounds disgusting.

That toy actually look like ya, or more like a distant cousin?
fource: (and I'm floating in a most peculiar way)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-10 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I might try the first sandwich if someone told me they enjoyed it, but it doesn't sound very appetizing. My family doesn't eat pork so I wouldn't try the second.

How did he know the toy was supposed to be you? I think I'd feel strange if I saw merchandise that used my name here
justbeingknife: (attention)

[personal profile] justbeingknife 2018-05-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess. Kid told me the other day that just bein' here and bein' and imPort means you'll get fans.

Don't make it any less bizarre, though.

So how much was it? They givin' you a percentage of sales?
fource: (ninety nine ministers meet)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-10 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I didn't realize this was something popular. I don't think I'd like to try the croissant and sushi either.

How does your ability work? If you don't mind me asking.

Your boyfriend sounds sweet, even if you're not sure how to feel about the doll.
am_i_a_monster: (amusedsmile)

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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2018-05-10 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I'd try it with the bacon.

2. I saw a doll of myself once. It had a really big head. Even weirder - I've seen people dress up as me.
quickfingers: (☈ scheme)

[personal profile] quickfingers 2018-05-10 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
god, i wish i had food powers.

is it bad I kinda wanna make that pickle disaster and try it like right now?

& you should totally theme burgers. theme everything. it's the popular way of marketing theses days
fource: (are they thinking of somebody else?)

[personal profile] fource 2018-05-10 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. That's one of the most convenient powers I've seen yet. I can't even successfully cook a recipe, much less make it taste good. Do you think you're going to try it?

That's great!
[He is legitimately very excited to hear that she's dating someone from this world, WHAT GOOD IMPORT-NATIVE RELATIONS] Where did you meet him? I'm so glad to hear that's going well for you.
am_i_a_monster: (amusedsmile)

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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2018-05-10 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I will. I figure it can't be as bad as that velveeta pie.

It'd have a sweet and savory combination. Might be good.

I know! They even copied my scars.
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[personal profile] itssacrifice 2018-05-11 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
1. What kind of power do you have that will make peanut butter and pickles taste good?

2. Exactly. Luckily, I can fly. But even from the sky it's a weird experience. A plush doll sounds cute though.
am_i_a_monster: (eyesdown)

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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2018-05-11 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
They didn't have to get that close. I'm missing an ear, easy to see if my hair gets moved by the wind. And I cover my other scar with a scarf so they copied that too.
beyourzoomer: (thoughtful)

[personal profile] beyourzoomer 2018-05-11 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Really? It's a trend? [It sounds awful.]

I bet that's a strange feeling.

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