11. Mayo Always Be True [text]

[continuousgroaning]

TWO THINGS!!!

1. i'm doing another poll for my civics class, so here goes:

would you eat a peanut butter, pickle and mayo sandwich? how about all of that plus bacon?


2. my boyfriend found a plush toy of me in a store and I'm not sure how I feel about it

I mean it's sweet that he likes me enough to buy one but it's kinda weird?? has anybody else found any strange merchandise of themselves??

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[beyourzoomer]

1. ...um, do I get paid for it? Cause unless it's a dare or I'm getting paid, I'm going with no on this.

2. That's...strange but kind of awesome? And no, I haven't seen any merchandise of myself.

[continuousgroaning]

fair enough!! it's supposed to be good and according to bwitter it's a new food trend, so I thought i'd ask the masses about it

yeah, i'm torn about it. I didn't think I was famous enough for merchandise

[beyourzoomer]

Really? It's a trend? [It sounds awful.]

I bet that's a strange feeling.

[quickfingers]

1. yes. also yes? Unconventional combo but what's wrong with that.

2. not quite the same but I had a pizza named after me. my uh, bf has this alarm clock that screams catch phrases. I've banned it from my apartment but it exists.

[continuousgroaning]

1. my powers would make it delicious, i think but I guess the combination of savory from the pickles and sweet from the peanut butter is what makes it. bwitter says it's a new trend.

2. having a pizza named after you is awesome, though. hey, i could make themed burger specials!

but that alarm clock sounds really annoying so I don't blame you

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[itssacrifice]

1. All delicious ingredients by themselves, but sound disgusting when put together like that. No, I wouldn't.

2. There's a company here in Nonah that makes umbrellas and they decided to put my face on them. Because of the weatherman thing. It's cute as an idea, but it prevents me from walking the streets when it's raining.

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[continuousgroaning]

1. yeah, i don't blame you. My powers would probably make it taste delicious regardless but that doesn't mean I want to try it in the first place

2. whoa, that sounds kind of unsettling. it would make it suck to be around when it's raining because you'd see yourself everywhere. and it probably looks all distorted too

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[justbeingknife]

I wouldn't even eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sounds disgusting.

That toy actually look like ya, or more like a distant cousin?

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[continuousgroaning]

i like peanut butter, i like pickles, and i like mayo, but I do wonder how someone got the idea to combine them

it looks pretty close to me, actually. which is what makes it just a tiny bit weird

[fource]

I might try the first sandwich if someone told me they enjoyed it, but it doesn't sound very appetizing. My family doesn't eat pork so I wouldn't try the second.

How did he know the toy was supposed to be you? I think I'd feel strange if I saw merchandise that used my name here

[continuousgroaning]

see, I'm not sure I want to either even though my powers would make it taste good, I think. bwitter said it was a new food trend but that doesn't mean much. wrapping sushi is croissants is also apparently a thing

The doll does look like me. he thought it was adorable

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[am_i_a_monster]

1. I'd try it with the bacon.

2. I saw a doll of myself once. It had a really big head. Even weirder - I've seen people dress up as me.

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[continuousgroaning]

if you do end up trying it let me know how it tastes

i'm not sure I want to even if my powers would make it taste good no matter what

OK now that is creepy. the dressing up part.

[justaskalice]

2. once attended an imPort themed convention where native fans had booths of merch featuring us. I bought a shirt with my partner and his two ...well, face-twins and I had several comics and prints before being ported out. we were a fairly popular ship.

[continuousgroaning]

of course!! why didn't I think of shipping? i don't know what a face-twin is, though.

i bet people write a lot of fanfiction about us, too.

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[cannotrest]

I don't know if it counts as merchandise when it's digital, but... Ashmoji.

[She provides a screencap of the emotes with her face, designed and released after the space mission.]

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[continuousgroaning]

whoa!! and people made those?

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[hellrisen02]

1. If you're hungry enough you'll eat anything! Sure why not, try everything once, right?

2. Weird. Really weird. There were emojis of me for a while, after that space mission? They might still be around actually.

[After a couple minutes he posts a Father Maxwell version of 🤔]

What's up, kiddo? How're you and your mom doing?

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[continuousgroaning]

1. see I've tried thinking that way when it comes to cooking because i resolved to try new thing

but I have my limits :O

2. emojis sound kinda cute! i'll see if i can find them


We're doing awesome! thanks for asking :) i won a horse at the swear-in in march!! so a lot of time has been taken up by him

[eloquentness]

1. ew, no. I love you, but I'll pass.

2. It sounds cute! Like he really cares about you.
Besides the fanfiction, no, everything I've seen feels relatively normal or tame.

[continuousgroaning]

1. i 100% understand and support your decision :)

2. it is cute! i'm not sure how to feel about being popular enough to get merchandise, though

yeah, a plush doll does sound pretty tame

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[aberrant_type]

Tina! I have good news and bad news!

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[continuousgroaning]

Well, then, don't leave me in suspense.

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[andtherevolution]

1. ugh. NO. that's just slime and salt between two pieces of bread.

2. really??? don't they have to ask your permission for that sort of thing? i know fans make their own merch sometimes but i thought that was just the internet and cons. you know, nerd stuff.

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[continuousgroaning]

it's apparently popular on bwitter but it may be a joke, now that I think about it

2. i'd hope so??? but nobody did. i mean, of course or else i wouldn't be mildly creeped out about it. i haven't looked too closely for anything of anyone else in stores yet and I'm kind of afraid to look online