[ Voice ; ID: Satan ]

[granddevil]

Different Universes and thus different beliefs. Does anyone want to share about their world's religions, Gods, supernatural or mythology? No Bible, I'm quite over it for obvious reasons. [ he is satan after all, and he already knows how it all goes ] But I admit I can't help but to feel curious about it, and I think it could be an interesting conversation if you are willing to have it.


On a less theological vein, the Porter seems to love humans. I'd say most imPorts are human, but of course I could be wrong. [ he hopes he is wrong, Humans are boring and annoying and should die ] To those non-human, I'd like to hear about your kind, whatever you wish to share. It's fascinating to see all these different lifeforms that exist in the many different worlds out there.


[ and in the background, if you pay close attention, you will hear a goat bleat ]

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[VOICE]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[This voice should sound very familiar to Satan. Luckily, he doesn't hear the goat bleat.]

Right before I got Ported in, my world was in a bit of a tizzy over a giant doomsday prophecy. The church was in the process of converting people who wanted to repent and be saved. All of these factions were springing up, all with different takes on the prophecy and none of them really had the best interests of the people at heart. All they wanted was to be saved themselves.

If you ask me, religion, Celestials, and Archfiends could all get lost.

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[granddevil]

Isn't that what happens with most religions? [ honestly he has no hope in humans and their cults, which is how Satan sees all of that. ]

Is the prophecy actually coming true, or is just a rumor?

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

It's all a scam. They all think they'll get a special place in heaven if they believe hard enough. That's like me saying I'll grow a tail if I wish hard enough.

...It's coming true. Well, it's supposed to. Someone is doing their damndest to make sure it does. But...

[He's not entire sure the prophecy can be fulfilled when half of the harbinger of destruction is in another world entirely.]

It's complicated. It might not be happening anymore.

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[knaval]

Nah, I think they are mostly human. It's dumb, but this is a human populated planet, so... I guess it makes sense?

[riptide doesn't hate them, but he's certainly not thrilled about this situation.]

I'm Cybertronian. What planet are you from?

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[granddevil]

Lachesis can reach every world in the multi-universe, and yet of all of them, she picks Earth populated by humans. I don't know if it makes a lot of sense.

I don't have a planet. I was created in space and traveled through many galaxies. Do you have a planet?

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[knaval]

That's true. It's the same back home, Earth is special for some weird reason.

[well, anyway.]

That's cool. Mine's Cybertron, not in this galaxy. There's a bunch of planets I'd rather be than here, honestly.

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[halfblaked]

[ hello, satan. Here is a nice and really boring looking old guy. ]

Now this is a subject of which I can talk at great lengths about! [ A beat. ] Er -- I'm from the same world as some others here, they may have spoken a bit about it. Have you heard word of the Recurrence, or the Pantheon, before I really start getting into it?

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[granddevil]

[ he will grace him with video too. Lots of wings and feathers and nudity. ]

I have, yes. I've met quite a few of them. Are you a God as well?

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[halfblaked]

[ David laughs, and holds a hand to his mouth, it's mild, closer to a chuckle. ]

Oh no! Clearly, I don't have the panache they do! I'm an academic, I...study them, their history, their place in our world and the historical impacts of the Recurrence and how it affects each individual century.

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[drivesadesk]

My kind are lizard people who invade planets by disguising ourselves as the dominant species and maneuvering ourselves into positions of power so we can take it over.

What about yours?

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[granddevil]

Do you destroy the dominant species completely?

I'm an Archangel. I don't have an original world or anything like that, but I like to see Earth as my home.

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[drivesadesk]

It depends. I'm not in a position to know what the current reptilian plans are.

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[queenofseers]

I think you've heard more than enough about my world, unless you feel like you need to know more. [ Part of her is a bit tired of explaining it over and over...but another part of her isn't. She did study it for years.

...But, also. ] Is- are you with a goat?

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[granddevil]

I have heard plenty, yes. But I'm in no way an expert on it.


[ he hums ] I work with goats. [ he works at a Petting Zoo as a goat shepherd ]

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[queenofseers]

Seriously? Maybe they really do give us these jobs to fuck with us. [ She almost snickers. Rare! ]

Anyway- do you want to be an expert? Because they don't offer the Pantheon as a topic for your studies here like they do where I'm from. [ Hm. A pause. ] Although there's a pretty good chance that would just ruin any interest you have in it.

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[neverdied]

Bible where I'm from. Which kind of Satan are you? Biblical or parents with shitty name choices?

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[granddevil]

Biblical but only if you don't believe the Bible.

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[neverdied]

How does that work?

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[reexamined]

I'm surprised there hasn't been a chorus of Jedi chiming in about The Force yet.

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[granddevil]

It looks like you'll be the first.

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[reexamined]

Oh no.

I'm sparing you from that.

[aberrant_type]

I'm an Atheist myself, and this world has not convinced me otherwise. Any being may proclaim themselves a god, and may even seem that way to creatures less capable; it doesn't mean that they are gods.

[granddevil]

What would make someone a God, then?

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[namesaquestion]

Back home, there's lots of myths about super powerful pokemon. I know a handful myself.

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[granddevil]

Pokemons - the animals?

What kind of myths?