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[minorgod]

[ Yato's been very diligently distributing his new business cards over the course of the last two months. He's just finishing up a job that involved painting, given the swipe of green paint on the side of his face which he's attempting to scrub off while browsing the network. ]

I've started getting some business from the locals around here, but I still haven't had much luck getting imPort clients. C'mon... there's got to be someone out there who needs some work done. You name it, I can do it!

[ That's a pretty bold claim, honestly. It might get him into trouble, who knows... ]

Comments

video;

[yol8]

Hey. So how do you feel about handing out fliers?

Re: video;

[minorgod]

Can do! I'll hand out ten fliers for every one other people would give out.

[yol8]

Sounds good, you're hired.

[YEAH... JUST LIKE THAT.]

How much do you work for?

[MAYBE SHOULD HAVE ASKED THAT BEFORE YOU SAID YOU'RE HIRED, DIO.]

[minorgod]

[ Time to seal the deal. ]

One dollar! Pretty great, right?

[yol8]

...Like, a minute... or...?

video

[patchricide]

If you're looking to do work for imPorts in particular, it might help to figure out what services they need that others wouldn't.

... which... is almost, but not quite useful as advice, isn't it. What kind of work do you normally do?

Re: video

[minorgod]

Usually odd jobs for people that they don't want to do themselves, or solving problems that they don't know how to fix themselves. Sometimes I cover shifts at stores, or do cleaning. Not too long ago, a lady called my number to help get her money back after she got phone scammed, but didn't want to go to the police.

People wish for all kinds of things.

video

[patchricide]

That's quite a list. [But one strikes her as more curious than the others.] ... that last job, how did you go about getting the money back? I mean, assuming you actually did the task.

Re: video

[minorgod]

[ he's offended! ]

Of course I did the job! What kind of reputation would I be setting for myself if I didn't?

The lady was supposed to leave the money in a post box at a certain time, so I waited until the crook showed up to claim it, then followed him back to where he and his gang were hiding out.

video

[patchricide]

I didn't mean to imply anything! But I also didn't want to put you in an awkward spot if you hadn't.

[Instead, it sounds like he has a fierce work ethic. She can respect that.]

So, how did you get it back from them? Did you confront them?

voice

[aberrant_type]

Can you cook?

Re: voice

[minorgod]

Sure can!

... uh, not everything under the sun though. What kind of food were you looking for?

Re: voice

[aberrant_type]

Filling and healthy food. I'm not particular; if you make something new to me, I'll try it! I can cook, I'd just rather use my time for other things...

Re: voice

[minorgod]

Then sure, I can definitely help you out! How often?

Re: voice

[aberrant_type]

Oh, well! If I like your cooking, perhaps it can be a standing arrangement? Let's try it for a few days first. Lunch and dinner for three days, how does that sound?

Audio;

[uzumaniac]

Hey...

Can you pick up some groceries for me then? I can send you a list.

[He sounds some how both urgent and very apathetic.]

Re: Audio;

[minorgod]

Yeah, no problem! I'll get right on it. Where are you at?

Audio;

[uzumaniac]

I'm in Maurtia Falls.

Re: Audio;

[minorgod]

Got it, send me the list and I'll be there.

[ It's pretty nice not to have to deal with the Porters to get between cities, he admits. ]

Audio;

[uzumaniac]

[The porters sure make things easy, yeah, too bad he's still not really sure about using them. The technology in general here is sort of overwhelming...]

[Anyway, his list reads:

toilet paper
rice
shoyu
kombu
filtered water
duct tape
nails
baseball bat
bleach]

[VIDEO]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

So, now that I think of it, you never really specified what kind of work you actually do.

Re: [VIDEO]

[minorgod]

A little bit of everything! I've got a lot of skills, you know.

[ Little bit of a brag, but not too serious. ]

I don't want to limit myself to just one sort of job, you know? People make wishes for all sorts of things.

Re: [VIDEO]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Okay, but like...what are your limitations? You have those, right?

Like...say, someone asked you to find them a date. Is that something you could actually do?

Re: [VIDEO]

[minorgod]

I can't make people do things that are impossible. Like if a human wanted to grow wings or something.

I could probably find them a date, I've had matchmaking jobs before. They're a little tricky. I can't guarantee how well the date would go, though.

Re: [VIDEO]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

That's fair.

Now...how do you feel about tricks and practical jokes?