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[itistolaugh]

Hey, uh! Hi, guys! It's been, like ... A while? Two months and some change, I think, so I gotta say I'm a teeny weeny bit discombobulated. Can I get a roll call or something on who is still here? I know I could just check the network list, but I'm not gonna. Since when does anyone check for an answer to a question before asking it on the network?

I did pick up on a few things I missed, like that I made a list of hot imPort babes, so I'm glad there was some truth in journalism, but mostly -- wow, what? We're fighting space now? Or space is fighting us? Missiles, something, I dunno. Mars! How about that, huh? Crazy. Look, I tried to get caught up, I really did, but reading is boring and I gave up really quick. Does anyone have a summary as like a twelve second gif set or a meme? Can we have that as part of the Majority Report?

An' obviously I'm gonna have to reschedule all my appointments. Sorry about that, guys. I hope Crane didn't poach my patients, that sneaky little bitch. I wouldn't put it past him, after he redecorated the entire house like what the hell! Rude! Now everything is sad and pretentious and I have to bedazzle literally everything in revenge.

Gosh, what else? Oh right, uh. I own a nightclub now! Apparently! Eddie and Oswald left me in charge of the Iceberg Lounge when they left, but I ported out about the same time, so I just found out, and I have no idea how to do any of that. So if anyone can give me some hot tips before I burn it down for the insurance payout that'd be swell.

Shit, I wasn't supposed to say that was Plan B. Now I can't do it. Shit.

-- Um, anyway. Thanks in advance! Missed ya! I mean, I didn't, because I didn't remember or think about any of you or anything, but y'know, deep in my heart or something. Whatever.

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[cassassin]

[oh she's thrilled to see Harley back. she laughs a little, waving.]

Didn't go to Crane. Welcome back.

perma that thing

[itistolaugh]

Yay! You're still here!

[cassassin]

Porter can't get rid of me. [She says it very matter of factly, hard to tell if it's a joke or not.]

Did you go back?

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[h2no]

[he is just BARELY KEEPING IT TOGETHER.]

He-y, hey! I thought we'd lost ya for good, girl!

[itistolaugh]

No way! Crane isn't that lucky. So when's my welcome back party?

[h2no]

Phhbblbllt. You wanna hit up Nonah tonight?

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[eloquentness]

Well.. [ Iris laughs, ] it's not quite the same, since I run Trickster's old barcade, but I can give you some advice on how to get the place up and running again.

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[itistolaugh]

Oooh, question! Do I still get free drinks there? That was very important to James.

[eloquentness]

[ somehow, Iris kind of doubts that, but... ]

Sure, but I'll need a name to go with your face. [ beat ] I'm usually at the clinic, so I don't help with the barcade every day.

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[drivesadesk]

Yeah, we're doing space battles now. I mean, with so many imPorts from space, it was bound to happen.

[itistolaugh]

What'd space do? Nobody's gonna make me go up there, are they? Because just thinking about it makes me tired.

[drivesadesk]

Well...we're not fighting space. We're fighting people in space because they launched a missile at us. And no, you won't have to go up there. A ton of people signed up as soon as they heard the word 'space', so we're good on the space battle front.

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[burlyboy]

Iceberg Lounge? Tell me it's themed. I fuckin' love theme bars.

[itistolaugh]

I'm thinking ... jazz penguins.

[burlyboy]

I love it. We've only just met and we're gonna be great friends, I know it.

They've got to have little bowties. And hats.

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[crassidy]

Some folk left you with an entire nightclub? Jaysis, that's one hell of a hand me down. Might as well enjoy the free booze while you can.

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[itistolaugh]

It's kind of the family business at this point? We're not related, but Gotham has a kind of weird cult mentality when you get us out of city limits, plus they probably figured I'd give it back if they 'port back in later. Which I might, but not before I drink the inventory.

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[crassidy]

If you need any help with that inventory, like, I can help shift it.

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[fehus]

I always thought a nightclub with water slides would be a cool upgrade. There's nothing to do if you're not a good dancer.

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[itistolaugh]

I. Love it.

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[fehus]

With floaties behind the bar for people who can't swim, obviously.

[reexamined]

You're also a psychiatrist?

[itistolaugh]

Yeah? It's not like it's hard!

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[batburgers]

[It's weird to see and hear Harley being so...Harley when he's also recently saw her running around with the Suicide Squad. Doctor Quinzel was the one who did help him a bit while he was stuck in Arkham, not that it meant much considering she went crazy herself not long after, but from all his research she was doing okay here--mostly. Still Harley.]

A club for free just like that? Sounds like you've got some luck.

[itistolaugh]

If it was real luck, I'd get the revenue without any of the work. But at least I can keep the place intact in case Pengy ports back in.

Well.

No, I probably can't. Never shoulda given me responsibilities, it's like he doesn't even know me at all.