Jeff Tobias Winger (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2015-06-28 05:57 pm
ferrisbuellean) wrote in maskormenace2015-06-28 05:57 pm
Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † bela talbot | n/a,
- † clark kent | superman,
- † elsa brandt | the fabricator,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † matt murdock | daredevil,
- † mike parker | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † raina | n/a,
- † ted kord | blue beetle ii,
- † the red plains rider | n/a,
- † will graham | wolf trap
002 | video
[Jeff’s sat at a neat looking desk, papers stacked significantly higher on the ‘in’ pile than the ‘out’ yet arranged without the franticness of someone concerned by it. Rather than actually work he’s opted for networking, camera on, sat up, arms on desk and offering his most winning lawyer smile. He’s even wearing a grey three-piece suit and blue tie, sans jacket, just in case the fact he was doing fancy work stuff wasn’t obvious enough.]
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large, coming live to your communicators to announce the official start of my law firm. You’ll find my office at Herodotus Antiques in Maurtia Falls for all your criminal defense requirements. Need defending, law advice, or just a pretty face to stand by your not guilty plea? Then get in touch now. Private messages, phone calls, office visits and everything in between accepted, because your anonymity is important to me if it’s important to you. I’m hoping I don’t even need to point out that the TV crew won’t be involved… unless the fifteen minutes of fame appeals. Your call.
[He reaches for a nearby half-full bottle of scotch and begins pouring into a disappointingly empty glass, visibly relaxing as the advertising seemingly comes to an end. There’s a slouch quickly developing and once the glass is full he’s leaning back, feet swinging onto the desk and causing the camera to shake just slightly as his polished shoes thump onto the wood. A finger idly tugs at the knot of his tie as he starts speaking again, gradually working it loose.]
Can’t blame a guy for making use of free advertising space, huh? Alright network, interaction is the key to this kinda stuff, right? Less blogging, more gossiping? So here’s a question to get your collective minds around. And hey, maybe it might just remind you how much you really should have a lawyer on your side…
Regrets. Got any? Something you got in trouble for or maybe something you never got found out about. Maybe you wish it never happened, or maybe you just wish it went differently. If it happened back home this is the perfect time to come clean with no consequences. So c'mon, let me be you priest, rid yourself of your sins. No judging. I’m not paid to judge, I’m paid to make things right.
Trust me.
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Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large, coming live to your communicators to announce the official start of my law firm. You’ll find my office at Herodotus Antiques in Maurtia Falls for all your criminal defense requirements. Need defending, law advice, or just a pretty face to stand by your not guilty plea? Then get in touch now. Private messages, phone calls, office visits and everything in between accepted, because your anonymity is important to me if it’s important to you. I’m hoping I don’t even need to point out that the TV crew won’t be involved… unless the fifteen minutes of fame appeals. Your call.
[He reaches for a nearby half-full bottle of scotch and begins pouring into a disappointingly empty glass, visibly relaxing as the advertising seemingly comes to an end. There’s a slouch quickly developing and once the glass is full he’s leaning back, feet swinging onto the desk and causing the camera to shake just slightly as his polished shoes thump onto the wood. A finger idly tugs at the knot of his tie as he starts speaking again, gradually working it loose.]
Can’t blame a guy for making use of free advertising space, huh? Alright network, interaction is the key to this kinda stuff, right? Less blogging, more gossiping? So here’s a question to get your collective minds around. And hey, maybe it might just remind you how much you really should have a lawyer on your side…
Regrets. Got any? Something you got in trouble for or maybe something you never got found out about. Maybe you wish it never happened, or maybe you just wish it went differently. If it happened back home this is the perfect time to come clean with no consequences. So c'mon, let me be you priest, rid yourself of your sins. No judging. I’m not paid to judge, I’m paid to make things right.
Trust me.
[:D?]
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Well that went wrong fast.
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I'm a lawyer.
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So where in the lawyer job description involves confessing your regrets?
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Forgive me for saying so, but you don't strike me as the kind of person who enjoys having people droning on about their problems at them.
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Spoken like a true businessman.
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I'll take that as a compliment. So. I'm thinking I can do one pro bono, after that your problems are gonna cost you.
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I'm afraid I only tell my problems to licensed professionals, Mr. Winger. But thanks for the offer.
And hopefully I won't ever require your other services, though I wish you the best in your both business endeavors.
Perhaps we could find something else to do instead.
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[Because you can't be really be that dumb, right?]
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