Jeff Tobias Winger (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2015-06-28 05:57 pm
ferrisbuellean) wrote in maskormenace2015-06-28 05:57 pm
Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † bela talbot | n/a,
- † clark kent | superman,
- † elsa brandt | the fabricator,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † matt murdock | daredevil,
- † mike parker | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † raina | n/a,
- † ted kord | blue beetle ii,
- † the red plains rider | n/a,
- † will graham | wolf trap
002 | video
[Jeff’s sat at a neat looking desk, papers stacked significantly higher on the ‘in’ pile than the ‘out’ yet arranged without the franticness of someone concerned by it. Rather than actually work he’s opted for networking, camera on, sat up, arms on desk and offering his most winning lawyer smile. He’s even wearing a grey three-piece suit and blue tie, sans jacket, just in case the fact he was doing fancy work stuff wasn’t obvious enough.]
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large, coming live to your communicators to announce the official start of my law firm. You’ll find my office at Herodotus Antiques in Maurtia Falls for all your criminal defense requirements. Need defending, law advice, or just a pretty face to stand by your not guilty plea? Then get in touch now. Private messages, phone calls, office visits and everything in between accepted, because your anonymity is important to me if it’s important to you. I’m hoping I don’t even need to point out that the TV crew won’t be involved… unless the fifteen minutes of fame appeals. Your call.
[He reaches for a nearby half-full bottle of scotch and begins pouring into a disappointingly empty glass, visibly relaxing as the advertising seemingly comes to an end. There’s a slouch quickly developing and once the glass is full he’s leaning back, feet swinging onto the desk and causing the camera to shake just slightly as his polished shoes thump onto the wood. A finger idly tugs at the knot of his tie as he starts speaking again, gradually working it loose.]
Can’t blame a guy for making use of free advertising space, huh? Alright network, interaction is the key to this kinda stuff, right? Less blogging, more gossiping? So here’s a question to get your collective minds around. And hey, maybe it might just remind you how much you really should have a lawyer on your side…
Regrets. Got any? Something you got in trouble for or maybe something you never got found out about. Maybe you wish it never happened, or maybe you just wish it went differently. If it happened back home this is the perfect time to come clean with no consequences. So c'mon, let me be you priest, rid yourself of your sins. No judging. I’m not paid to judge, I’m paid to make things right.
Trust me.
[:D?]
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large, coming live to your communicators to announce the official start of my law firm. You’ll find my office at Herodotus Antiques in Maurtia Falls for all your criminal defense requirements. Need defending, law advice, or just a pretty face to stand by your not guilty plea? Then get in touch now. Private messages, phone calls, office visits and everything in between accepted, because your anonymity is important to me if it’s important to you. I’m hoping I don’t even need to point out that the TV crew won’t be involved… unless the fifteen minutes of fame appeals. Your call.
[He reaches for a nearby half-full bottle of scotch and begins pouring into a disappointingly empty glass, visibly relaxing as the advertising seemingly comes to an end. There’s a slouch quickly developing and once the glass is full he’s leaning back, feet swinging onto the desk and causing the camera to shake just slightly as his polished shoes thump onto the wood. A finger idly tugs at the knot of his tie as he starts speaking again, gradually working it loose.]
Can’t blame a guy for making use of free advertising space, huh? Alright network, interaction is the key to this kinda stuff, right? Less blogging, more gossiping? So here’s a question to get your collective minds around. And hey, maybe it might just remind you how much you really should have a lawyer on your side…
Regrets. Got any? Something you got in trouble for or maybe something you never got found out about. Maybe you wish it never happened, or maybe you just wish it went differently. If it happened back home this is the perfect time to come clean with no consequences. So c'mon, let me be you priest, rid yourself of your sins. No judging. I’m not paid to judge, I’m paid to make things right.
Trust me.
[:D?]
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You a fan?
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[He's in the falls, man. That must mean he's masking it up at night. Or at least that she can joke about it.]
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[not here]
[not here]
[not here]
video; ID reads Clark Kent
[He doesn't particularly care of lawyers, Luthor has gotten away far too many times because of a technicality thanks to them. But if Jeff was a lawyer before he got here it makes sense he'd try it again.]
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[Rude, Clark. So rude.]
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text; torturing jeff's enormous yaoi hands
Are you performing armchair psychiatry or just passing time?
text; replying with spiderlike fingers
hold me closer extremely large dancer
lifts up into the sky
it's the CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
throws off pride rock
it's for the best
no king status for you
is that a viserys joke hdu
if viserys is the lion king
he'd be so pissed if he actually was
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[ her lawyer of choice, tbh. even if she's not sure if he's a lawyer at the moment. ]
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[Used to. Jeff's not so sure about that any more.]
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Actually, your entire argument fails to charm some people. ]
I'm sorry, I feel as though I've misunderstood something. Precisely what are you, in a legal capacity, offering to do for people about their past lives and regrets? Particularly those committed in a different universe, which have absolutely no legal relevance in this universe. Since you're not actually a priest, and granting absolution is beyond the jurisdiction of the legal system.
Because what it sounds like is you're asking people to come forward and tell you their secrets, for a vague promise to make it right. Which, I presume, you would bill them for?
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You're reading way too much into this. My work and my interest in regrets? Not related. I'm just a guy offering out a non judgemental platform for people to discuss their woes, nothing more. If they wanna use my services as well, then that's their choice.
Cool it, man.
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[She's pleased with the name drop. Well, the name drop of her store.]
Nice suit by the way.
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Eventually I might even own more than two suits. A guy can dream. [Still hating this place for bringing him here without a wardrobe. Buy a whole new set of clothing is expensive as hell, especially when it comes to well tailored suits.]
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[ Eyebrows raised. ]
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[Cause the authorities here have an awesome track record in who they gift licenses to, right?]
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[Smart assery? Sarcasm? Truth? You decide!]
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I have so many regrets.
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Any you're actually gonna share with the class?
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video | id reads "karen starr"
A lawyer and priest now?
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Although the two are basically the same thing.
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[ yes he is blatantly quoting Sinatra at Jeff like the massive loser Dorian actually is. ]
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video damn it dorian
video muhahahaha
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private etc until stated otherwise
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