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[heavyhitter]

ok so last year i was probably too drunk to ask about this but THIS YEAR someones gotta solve the mystery for me
so 4th of july is fuck yeah suck it mom to england, right, everyone knows that
but whats the fireworks
u cant tell me u won and someone happened to have a bunch of fireworks in his pocket and got a great idea
so whered it come from??? does it represent blowing up england because i dont think u did that. does it represent blowing up the us?? i dont think that happened either but maybe, my history is rusty

also if ur english do u just walk around feeling real annoyed today? or maybe real smug like yeah thanks for the reminder about the bullet we dodged

also also is anyone making burgers today, if so i wanna invite myself to ur party

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[debauchewy]

who ever has the answer, ask about rabbits and eggs 2, would u? they may know.

[Though to be honest from the little he knows of Easter, he can guess why those two are involved.]

[heavyhitter]

oh that ones not a mystery thats about the fucking

[debauchewy]

isnt the more appropriate word, fertility? how crude, ramir. ♥

[heavyhitter]

haha hi have we met
colorful > "appropriate" every time

[debauchewy]

ill have 2 remember how sarcasm is often lost on u. ♣ colorful is appropriate as far as im concerned.

[heavyhitter]

sarcasm is so last year everything is literal now

[debauchewy]

maybe im getting 2 old. how embarrassing. its a good thing ive always moved at my own pace anyway.

[As in break neck. Always hits the ground running. He doesn't need your fads.]

[heavyhitter]

haha yeah ur probably like ancient huh

[debauchewy]

y, do i look it? ♦

[heavyhitter]

u looooook.... hmmmm 45
pushing 50

[ why yes she IS still annoyed he got ported out ]

[debauchewy]

im well aware of what way i like 2 get attacked in. this is not it. ♣

[Low blow, Ramir. He'd rather you kick him in the nuts.]

[heavyhitter]

im still salty why in the world would i fuck with u in a way u LIKED? thatd defeat the purpose

[debauchewy]

grudges r rather unhealthy, ive seen what they can become. ♠

[Something amazing.]

[heavyhitter]

got no reason to drop this one yet!

[debauchewy]

ive no real reason 2 amend it yet either, want an impass. ♣ and here i thought we got along.

[heavyhitter]

nah not really
oh hang on but i am kinda curious about something, indulge me and well get along ok again

[debauchewy]

ok.

[heavyhitter]

[ she switches it to private, just in case ]

how come joseph hates u?

[debauchewy]

[Hm.]

bcause he thinks im a bad person. he judges me 4 choices i have made and 4 getting 2 friendly with his son.

[heavyhitter]

sounds juicy, choices like what?

[debauchewy]

everything i do rly. ♣

[heavyhitter]

but both ur fashion is so fucked up, by all rights u should be besties

[debauchewy]

at times we get along, but my tendency 2 flirt with him makes him uncomfortable. ♠

[heavyhitter]

weird, he liked it just fine from me
maybe ur technique is off

[debauchewy]

ur much more charming than i m tho. ♥