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T'is the season for over indulgence. And while some of us may decide to spend this holiday season getting drunk and screaming at our family and friends, we can at least all look forward to one reliable and entertaining constant during December: Television. That little light box that's given us Christmas specials, constant repeats of James Bond and a steady stream of seasonal movies. You guys got a movie that always gets you in the mood for holiday cheer? Or I guess a tradition for those of you without TVs back home? Or hell, even some winter tradition for those that don't celebrate Decemberween? Speaking of hell, don't forget to check out The Very ImPortant New Years Eve Show. I'll be making plenty of appearances to promote my show's new season and my general awesomeness.

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[ Jeff, you can't be serious. This is Grey's judging face. ]

you are going to lucifer's show ?

I'll be on it, sure. You gonna be watching?

no
its lucifer

why are you helping lucifer ?

[ Things like this are why he judges your life choices, Jeff. ]

I'm not helping him. I'm helping myself.

its his show

those rings were his hes dangerous
its a bad idea .

It's fine. Don't worry. Nothing can go wrong with live TV.

[Just gonna totally ignore the rings comment kthx! Not like Jeff was one of those horsemen or anything, nope.]

everything can go wrong

[ Jeff he doesn't even work on your show yet and he knows this. ]

im coming with you .

[Omg ur not his dad!!!!!!!]

Why?? I'm allowed to go on TV with whoever I want. Not even the first time I've done a show with him.

[ Is he your bodyguard or not, Jeff?! ]

hes dangerous
the rings were his
he protected crane

[ All of this adds up to Lucifer being a bad person. Especially the last one. ]

im coming with you

If you screw up anything back stage then I won't be happy. This is important to me, Grey.

what would i screw up .

idk. like. pick a fight or something

only if he does .

Plz don't fight the Lord of Darkness. You can come but only if you promise to behave.

[ Promises like that will make it harder to protect you. ]

ok
but i will watch your back

I'll be sure to wear my tightest jeans then.

[ STOP THAT. ]

this is serious jeff

So is my booty.

is that what you want me to think about ?

If it stops you worrying about Lucifer, sure.

im not going to stop worrying about lucifer
why arent you worried ?
you should be .

Because there's nothing to worry about right now. He's doing a show, I'm helping out. Nothing to worry about. He's less likely to turn the world into a living hell while he's doing a show. Consider it a distraction.

yes
it could be a distraction
to stop us watching him . you cant trust him

A distraction for us to stop watching him, by presenting himself in front of cameras on live TV?

to make us look there instead of somewhere else

[ He will stubbornly defend his paranoia with his life, Jeff. ]