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[ignitethestars]

Who decides what jobs we are assigned to? This is ridiculous and I want to demand a new one.

[As a Jedi he feels he shouldn't have to do this kind of petty work. Besides it's terrible.]

The sand ... it's everywhere and keeps getting into everything. My skills are best used somewhere else. Somewhere with purpose.

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[rassera]

It's everywhere and gets into.../everything?/

[KANEDA NO.]

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[ignitethestars]

Yes. Down your boots and into your gloves. Somehow all through your clothing. I don't know how it happens.

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[rassera]

[Oh my god Anakin stop it. Just quit while you're ahead. He's having the hardest time not breaking into laughter at this.]

Oh, I think we alllllll know how it happens!

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[ignitethestars]

Oh really? And just how does it happen?

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[rassera]

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Sex. On the beach.

[DUH, ANAKIN.]

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[ignitethestars]

What? No!

Why would anyone do that there?!

It would be awful.

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[rassera]

I--

I don't know. I've never done it before. I heard it's pre-etty romantic, though.


At least...that's what they say. Sounds like a lot of sand in places you can't even imagine, if you ask me!

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[ignitethestars]

I don't see how rolling around in something so coarse and rough would be even remotely romantic. Wouldn't you rather be some place ... soft?

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[rassera]

You'd think!



So...take it you've never done it, then.

So...what gives with the sand?

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[ignitethestars]

[Anakin instantly wants to jump this with YES I HAVE but his mind screeches this line of thinking to a hault. He may still need to keep up his secret here.]

Jedi are forbidden to form attachments with others.

And ... it is my assigned job, but not for long. I hope.

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[rassera]

...so you're a monk.

[That explains it.]


Well, can't say I blame you--sand is preeetttyyy boring. It just sits there, after all.

What are you gonna do? Look at it?

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[ignitethestars]

I am not -- you know, nevermind.

I'm not going to do anything with it. I'm supposed to collect it however.

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[rassera]

...


Wow. No WONDER you want a new job. [That sounds worse than HIS, and his is pretty bad considering his hobbies.]