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[heart_wrenching]

[ Even after the video starts, the image is mostly obscured, the figure still way too close and fiddling with her device. ]


Is this really broadcasting now? Amaaaaazing. I can't even see the microphone or camera! It's almost unbelievable.


[ When she finally sits back the area around her is a mess. The tables are strewn with tools and machine parts, knobs, springs, coils, piping. If one looks carefully, one may be able to spot a number of control panels suggesting she has possibly dismantled every major appliance in the home. Like ya do. ]


Well, hello! I'm a new imPort, my name's Winry. Winry Rockbell. And . . . does anyone out there know how to build a "microwave"? Well, rebuild, technically. The locks and turntables are pretty straightforward, but then there's all these wires . . . who knew electricity was going to be such a big deal, anyway?

Comments

[mightthinkthat]

You're not supposed to open it yourself. You've voided the warranty, so I hope you can find someone to put it back for you.

[heart_wrenching]

Not supposed to? Why?


It's ours, isn't it?

[mightthinkthat]

Electricity is highly dangerous. Unless you're qualified, you're as likely to put it together only to burn your house down.

And it's the government's, provided for your use, which is slightly different than yours.

[heart_wrenching]

Dangerous, huh? Better test it outside, then.

[mightthinkthat]

Or a certified electrician.

[heart_wrenching]

Hmm?

[mightthinkthat]

Someone certified in safety.

[heart_wrenching]

Wouldn't hurt, but I'll work with what I've got, thanks.

[mightthinkthat]

[ Whatever. Set yourself on fire then. ] You're welcome.

[heart_wrenching]

[ She probably has before, and she probably will again. Such is the life of a mechanic. ]