Selina Kyle || Catwoman (
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maskormenace2016-09-03 09:07 pm
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Entry tags:
- harleen quinzel | harley quinn,
- † bruce wayne | batman,
- † bucky barnes | winter soldier,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † ken kaneki | one eyed king,
- † komasan | the youkai king,
- † lapis lazuli | n/a,
- † leonard snart | captain cold,
- † max caulfield | n/a,
- † rita mordio | n/a,
- † thaddeus 'rusty' venture | doc
one ;; video
[When the video turns on, Selina is not looking at the camera. She's looking down at her lap, reading something that is clearly more interesting than the camera pointing at her. She's dressed in normal clothes, aiming to not seem like she's anything special just in case anyone cares or anyone who might recognize the cat suit is around. She's in a very plain room, back to a plain wall so that's all you can see. She's not dumb enough to reveal where she is to a bunch of strangers. She wouldn't even be doing this, recording herself, if she weren't curious about some things]
So, this whole hero thing? It's a joke, right? Because I know I found it pretty hilarious. [She's no hero. And registering for things? No thanks. She's no one's toy and she certainly doesn't take orders from anyone] Superpowers? Government registration? Cute. Never was much of a fan of government organizations, personally. Not that I didn't appreciate the warm welcome.
[She doesn't have time or patience for all this] Hilarious. [She tosses something aside, a folder, with her free hand and finally looks up at the camera] Oh well, no point dwelling. How's everyone enjoying their kidnapping today?
So, this whole hero thing? It's a joke, right? Because I know I found it pretty hilarious. [She's no hero. And registering for things? No thanks. She's no one's toy and she certainly doesn't take orders from anyone] Superpowers? Government registration? Cute. Never was much of a fan of government organizations, personally. Not that I didn't appreciate the warm welcome.
[She doesn't have time or patience for all this] Hilarious. [She tosses something aside, a folder, with her free hand and finally looks up at the camera] Oh well, no point dwelling. How's everyone enjoying their kidnapping today?
video; id: Leonard Snart
As kidnappings go, I've done worse.
I love the irony of being taken in by the Cold War era US government, but they actually offer free housing and healthcare. Dirty communists.
video;
Never was much of a kidnapper, myself. There's plenty of more fun ways to get money. [Like stealing it yourself] But they're definitely better at it than most people, I'll give them that.
There are worse alternate universes out there, trust me. I mean, there are also better ones but beggars can't be choosers.
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[On the other hand, Len doesn't recognise the name Selina Kyle or her face for that matter, but he's used to people knowing his name and just marvelling at why he's suddenly not ugly.]
Yeah, I'm getting that. Still trying to figure out whether mine or my roommates' world's preferable.
video;
[She figures he doesn't know her, which is why she hasn't said anything]
That depends. If any of the worlds sound like the kind of place where you'd be the biggest, baddest kid on the playground, that's the better one. At least in my personal opinion.
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[Although not so much based on people he knows. Some that he's met since then however...]
So you like to be the biggest, baddest kid?
[He doesn't sound condescending. He could believe it.]
Then what do you make of this place so far?
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[Not that she was very successful when she tried it. She shrugs though, resting her chin in her hand]
Besides that it's a whole lot of bullshit and that Florida is entirely unnecessary, you mean? Well... [She's not entirely sure so far, really] It has promise. I don't like the look of some of the people but other than that.
video;
[It's. Too. Damn. Hot.]
Maybe you can outweigh it. Find some people you really like the look of.
video;
[She's from New Jersey, what is happening. It's too hot]
Not sure that's gonna happen around here. Have you found anyone you really like the looks of yet?
video;
I don't know about really, but every now and then I meet someone who's looking good. I've been to worse places.
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If you ever want to go for some lemonade, I know good places for a drink.
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He's forty-four, actually.]
Always good to know the right places to cool down.
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I'm sure I'll be seeing you around, then. [Because soon? Soon she feels like she's gonna get very bored]