Selina Kyle || Catwoman (
felinefancy) wrote in
maskormenace2016-09-03 09:07 pm
Entry tags:
- harleen quinzel | harley quinn,
- † bruce wayne | batman,
- † bucky barnes | winter soldier,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † ken kaneki | one eyed king,
- † komasan | the youkai king,
- † lapis lazuli | n/a,
- † leonard snart | captain cold,
- † max caulfield | n/a,
- † rita mordio | n/a,
- † thaddeus 'rusty' venture | doc
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[When the video turns on, Selina is not looking at the camera. She's looking down at her lap, reading something that is clearly more interesting than the camera pointing at her. She's dressed in normal clothes, aiming to not seem like she's anything special just in case anyone cares or anyone who might recognize the cat suit is around. She's in a very plain room, back to a plain wall so that's all you can see. She's not dumb enough to reveal where she is to a bunch of strangers. She wouldn't even be doing this, recording herself, if she weren't curious about some things]
So, this whole hero thing? It's a joke, right? Because I know I found it pretty hilarious. [She's no hero. And registering for things? No thanks. She's no one's toy and she certainly doesn't take orders from anyone] Superpowers? Government registration? Cute. Never was much of a fan of government organizations, personally. Not that I didn't appreciate the warm welcome.
[She doesn't have time or patience for all this] Hilarious. [She tosses something aside, a folder, with her free hand and finally looks up at the camera] Oh well, no point dwelling. How's everyone enjoying their kidnapping today?
So, this whole hero thing? It's a joke, right? Because I know I found it pretty hilarious. [She's no hero. And registering for things? No thanks. She's no one's toy and she certainly doesn't take orders from anyone] Superpowers? Government registration? Cute. Never was much of a fan of government organizations, personally. Not that I didn't appreciate the warm welcome.
[She doesn't have time or patience for all this] Hilarious. [She tosses something aside, a folder, with her free hand and finally looks up at the camera] Oh well, no point dwelling. How's everyone enjoying their kidnapping today?

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[Leaving out that she's one of those who had those to begin with, yep.]
I've been here almost a year.
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[In a very "get me the fuck out of this situation" way. But she's coping]
Guess there's no way to say "no thanks" and get on with my life, huh?
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[Lapis doesn't seem to realize that Selina's question was completely facetious, which would probably be endearing if it weren't for the matter-of-fact answer to a question like that.]
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Well, I mean, if we're being honest so have I. Frankly, this is a little light compared to how things usually go.
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[He's pretty sure that's like an unwritten rule or something.]
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Much better after seein' your pretty face. It's already a grand day.
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No offense, slick, but I'm probably a little old for you. A for effort, though.
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Well, we haven't had weird monster attacks in awhile, so I guess it's pretty boring.
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When you put it that way. [Given the amount of things that have happened just within Gotham, the idea of monster attacks doesn't bother her that much] Does that happen a lot?
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Come on, you gotta admit the hero thing's a little bit funny.
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I guess it is kind of funny, when you think about it. Especially when it comes to you. Saved any puppies yet?
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And worse, for the record. I'm sure you're having the time of your life right now. [Not being in control of everything that's happening? It must be killing him]
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( not that Emma got powers on arrival. she actually had too many of her own when she showed up, but that's neither here nor there! she's just here to bitch about being trapped, it seems like she found a good audience for it. )
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As kidnappings go, I've done worse.
I love the irony of being taken in by the Cold War era US government, but they actually offer free housing and healthcare. Dirty communists.
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Never was much of a kidnapper, myself. There's plenty of more fun ways to get money. [Like stealing it yourself] But they're definitely better at it than most people, I'll give them that.
There are worse alternate universes out there, trust me. I mean, there are also better ones but beggars can't be choosers.
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But everyone does have superpowers. The ones who came from the Porter, at least.
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I haven't registered and nobody's ever tried to force me.
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That's encouraging. I'm not known to play well with others. I'd hate for anyone to have to learn that the hard way.
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Ohmygodohmygod where are you right now I'm coming over!!
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Harley- [Oh wow that's a lot of excitement. Uh]
Heropa? I don't-
I think the number on the building was 32? Not really sure. [She has a weird habit of giving in to Harley. Call it a soft spot]
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ACTION!!11!!!1
SO MUCH ACTION
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