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Skeets (u lil shit) ([personal profile] snarkbot) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-12-03 08:04 pm

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[ Skeets has figured out how to connect to the Network with his mind using his nannite tattoo, which is really quite useful for him especially. So while this is video, everything is from Skeet’s perspective. And currently his perspective isn’t very good. To say he's in a "messy apartment" would be an understatement.

Clothes are definitely not where they're supposed to be, there are several empty pizza boxes and other signs of food scattered around. Plates with bread crusts, seemingly unwashed for a while, with paper plates for when one is too lazy to just wash off a real plate. Envelopes and papers are just hodgepodge everywhere.

While he speaks, he’s tidying. With his little robot hands he picks up these things and puts them back where they came from, to the best of his ability to guess where something might have possibly come from. He removes garbage, puts said dishes in the sink, and sorts through papers.
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This is a public service announcement. If this is what your room, house or apartment looks like, it is a disaster of untold proportions and you should clean it.


[ He picks up a sock that is draped across a lampshade. ]

Look at that. This is unsustainable. You could be ported out at any time, and someone else will have to clean up your mess. That would be unpleasant for everyone involved.

[ Pause. ]

People like Mr. Kord should keep that in mind. [ HINT HINT. That’s less of a public service announcement and more of a very pointed aside for the owner of this particular space.

As he’s cleaning up a pile of papers unceremoniously stuffed in a drawer, he comes across a particular piece of paper.
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Not to mention, you may damage or misplace important documents, like this marriage certificate! That shouldn’t be left out in --

[ He stops abruptly. Marriage certificate? What?

And then he actually looks at the paper more closely. Since everything is from Skeets' point of view, the network gets a very clear look at the evidence that Ted Kord and Michael Jon Carter (with a scribbled out “Booster Gold" and little drawn star next to that name), were legally married in Las Vegas on January 1st, 2016.

Skeets looks at the paper for a very, very long moment. One could almost say that he’s in shock.
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Excuse me.

[ And then he cuts the feed. ]
catchacold: :| (undercover)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-04 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Guess you got a P.A. system installed?
catchacold: :| (let the sunshine in)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Short for passive aggressive?
catchacold: :| (just a glance)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-04 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
This is why you don't let an A.I. clean up after you.
deadkord: (He just doesnt want to make toast anymor)

[personal profile] deadkord 2016-12-04 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Let" is a really strong word.
catchacold: :| (lying down)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-04 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Like a judgemental roomba.
deadkord: (Morale has dropped from low)

[personal profile] deadkord 2016-12-04 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
At least roombas can't talk.
catchacold: :) (it's a smirk)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-04 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. I've met apes a lot more intelligent than anyone who'd be insulted by that.
catchacold: :) (got ideas)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-04 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Not as fitting, but less complimentary.

I'd take it back, but you are cleaning someone's room and broadcasting it on the network. Accusatory nanny cam?
catchacold: :| (foggy)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-04 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Familiar with time travel?

So you are looking after him.
catchacold: :| (undercover)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-04 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Starting to get the bigger picture here.

But tell me about your time travelling.
catchacold: :) (white christmas)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-06 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
You could call it a past pastime.

[Leonard Snart, word master.]
catchacold: :| (temperature falling)

Private;

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-06 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't been known to make much else.

[He thinks about that for a moment, then continues.]

Although technically I started on that journey to become a legend.
catchacold: :| (undercover)

Private;

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-06 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know "borrowed". I "borrow" things a lot.

A legend. That's what the man who recruited me promised.
catchacold: :| (just a glance)

Private;

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-12-06 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. I see some attitude similarities.

Rip Hunter.

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