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maskormenace2016-12-03 08:04 pm
snarkbot) wrote in maskormenace2016-12-03 08:04 pm
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[ Skeets has figured out how to connect to the Network with his mind using his nannite tattoo, which is really quite useful for him especially. So while this is video, everything is from Skeet’s perspective. And currently his perspective isn’t very good. To say he's in a "messy apartment" would be an understatement.
Clothes are definitely not where they're supposed to be, there are several empty pizza boxes and other signs of food scattered around. Plates with bread crusts, seemingly unwashed for a while, with paper plates for when one is too lazy to just wash off a real plate. Envelopes and papers are just hodgepodge everywhere.
While he speaks, he’s tidying. With his little robot hands he picks up these things and puts them back where they came from, to the best of his ability to guess where something might have possibly come from. He removes garbage, puts said dishes in the sink, and sorts through papers. ]
This is a public service announcement. If this is what your room, house or apartment looks like, it is a disaster of untold proportions and you should clean it.
[ He picks up a sock that is draped across a lampshade. ]
Look at that. This is unsustainable. You could be ported out at any time, and someone else will have to clean up your mess. That would be unpleasant for everyone involved.
[ Pause. ]
People like Mr. Kord should keep that in mind. [ HINT HINT. That’s less of a public service announcement and more of a very pointed aside for the owner of this particular space.
As he’s cleaning up a pile of papers unceremoniously stuffed in a drawer, he comes across a particular piece of paper. ]
Not to mention, you may damage or misplace important documents, like this marriage certificate! That shouldn’t be left out in --
[ He stops abruptly. Marriage certificate? What?
And then he actually looks at the paper more closely. Since everything is from Skeets' point of view, the network gets a very clear look at the evidence that Ted Kord and Michael Jon Carter (with a scribbled out “Booster Gold" and little drawn star next to that name), were legally married in Las Vegas on January 1st, 2016.
Skeets looks at the paper for a very, very long moment. One could almost say that he’s in shock. ]
Excuse me.
[ And then he cuts the feed. ]
Clothes are definitely not where they're supposed to be, there are several empty pizza boxes and other signs of food scattered around. Plates with bread crusts, seemingly unwashed for a while, with paper plates for when one is too lazy to just wash off a real plate. Envelopes and papers are just hodgepodge everywhere.
While he speaks, he’s tidying. With his little robot hands he picks up these things and puts them back where they came from, to the best of his ability to guess where something might have possibly come from. He removes garbage, puts said dishes in the sink, and sorts through papers. ]
This is a public service announcement. If this is what your room, house or apartment looks like, it is a disaster of untold proportions and you should clean it.
[ He picks up a sock that is draped across a lampshade. ]
Look at that. This is unsustainable. You could be ported out at any time, and someone else will have to clean up your mess. That would be unpleasant for everyone involved.
[ Pause. ]
People like Mr. Kord should keep that in mind. [ HINT HINT. That’s less of a public service announcement and more of a very pointed aside for the owner of this particular space.
As he’s cleaning up a pile of papers unceremoniously stuffed in a drawer, he comes across a particular piece of paper. ]
Not to mention, you may damage or misplace important documents, like this marriage certificate! That shouldn’t be left out in --
[ He stops abruptly. Marriage certificate? What?
And then he actually looks at the paper more closely. Since everything is from Skeets' point of view, the network gets a very clear look at the evidence that Ted Kord and Michael Jon Carter (with a scribbled out “Booster Gold" and little drawn star next to that name), were legally married in Las Vegas on January 1st, 2016.
Skeets looks at the paper for a very, very long moment. One could almost say that he’s in shock. ]
Excuse me.
[ And then he cuts the feed. ]
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[How to express sympathy? How to express sympathy to a robot?]
Your Waverider sounds like he's had it coming.
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>sigh< Of course it was, sir.
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Would that be Gideon, sir, or was that someone else?
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[A very multifaceted AI.]
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[ Is he jealous? He doesn't even work with Leonard Snart -- but he does work with Rip, and doesn't quite like the idea of Rip replacing him with another AI.
But maybe in that universe they never met, so it wouldn't be replacing. Get ahold of yourself, Skeets. ]
I'm beginning to get the picture, sir.
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[It's fine, he has tendencies towards being petty and jealous himself.]
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[ He gets that enough from Booster. Or he would, if Booster were here. ]
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I hope you still stick to Asimov or some people are in for a rough ride when your patience runs out.
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Better safe than sorry.