forkingbullshirt: (shrimp)
Eleanor Shellstrop ([personal profile] forkingbullshirt) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-07-05 02:03 pm

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[Sorry housemates at Heropa 11, Eleanor has found the tequila and she's sitting at the table, a half-empty bottle in front of her.

It's been a long eternity and she needs her friends and a drink. Her friends aren't here so she'll settle for drinking instead while she tries to wrap her mind around what was happening.]


Ok so hands up- who else here is dead? I'm not the only one right?

[She raises her own hand in the air, picking up the bottle with her other hand.]

I've never done the whole superhero thing before- it can't be too difficult, right?

[She took another drink of tequila straight from the bottle before setting it aside. No pulling a classic Shellstrop by getting drunk and making a spectacle of herself this time.

She's got this. She's better than that.]


I gotta say my superpower rocks. I couldn't do this before.

[The video cuts off as a few pieces of jumbo shrimp appear in her hand. Yum.]
confiscated: (⇀ my love has kissed)

un: tl94

[personal profile] confiscated 2018-07-05 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You're dead? For real?
353: (pic#11833977)

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[personal profile] 353 2018-07-05 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry you died... What happened? [ Maybe inappropriate to ask, like a woman's age, but he's thirteen and lacks tact sometimes. ]
herrstory: ([ 32 ])

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[personal profile] herrstory 2018-07-05 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You can summon....shrimp.

[ Starr is Very Unimpressed. ]
confiscated: (⇀ erratic lines)

[personal profile] confiscated 2018-07-05 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
How d'you know you're dead? Was that the last thing you remember from home?
hairswirls: dnt. (pic#12381981)

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[personal profile] hairswirls 2018-07-05 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure I died back home, though I'm not really sure. I've also never done the super hero thing to be honest, but it does seem interesting.

( more interesting than being dead, that's for sure. )

Are you sure you died? What happened if you don't mind me asking.
353: (pic#11898901)

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[personal profile] 353 2018-07-05 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Scowling a little. ] Am not... [ The exact answer for someone too young. ]

Was it embarrassing? [ He thinks of an embarrassing scenario. ] Did you have an accident in your pants? I heard that happens a lot when you die.
confiscated: (⇀ no winning now)

[personal profile] confiscated 2018-07-05 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you - another person from Hell?

Why are we getting so many Hell people here lately.
hairswirls: dnt. (pic#12381979)

[personal profile] hairswirls 2018-07-05 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe I'm over in Heropa actually.

( not that she really knows/has the mental energy to keep up with this stuff. after all she's more concerned about having powers and being in a very foreign place with very foreign looking people. )

Normally the dead stay dead, right? I'm wondering if maybe this is some kind of weird after life.
admemoriam: (your life was my life's best part)

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[personal profile] admemoriam 2018-07-05 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I am!

[Said by someone nearly as small and just as blonde, holding a garishly colored wine cooler.]
herrstory: ([ 23 ])

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[personal profile] herrstory 2018-07-06 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damnit, Eleanor. That is both equally repulsive and mildly arousing. ]

Perhaps you may find your tears are made of cocktail sauce to go along with your incredibly useless ability. How is summoning shrimp going to help anyone?
fridgeflower: (what'cha doin'?)

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[personal profile] fridgeflower 2018-07-06 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Being dead isn't wholly uncommon, no. Though... Well, you seem very casual about it. I guess that's not bad.

[ Anywho... ]

Can you summon different sorts of shrimp? Is it only shrimp?
lempereur: (Ask me about my weird ass collarbone)

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[personal profile] lempereur 2018-07-06 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Can you summon living shrimp?

[ The most important part of this. ]
admemoriam: (in my arms as i shake)

[personal profile] admemoriam 2018-07-06 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Neither.

[At least, not at first. He's not sure what's going to happen when he moves on.]

I stayed on Earth.
autorejoin: smile; smoking (You can taste the bright lights)

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[personal profile] autorejoin 2018-07-06 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Here's a teenager with a bleach job waving at the screen. ]

Oh, I know the answer to this one! I'm super dead.
onlydoubts: (✘ and it seems to have a vague)

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[personal profile] onlydoubts 2018-07-06 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah he was gonna actually reply to the dead part of the message, but first - ]

Your power is to... summon shrimp?

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[personal profile] granddevil 2018-07-06 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Is being dead that important? Do you want to form a club or something?
selfconducts: (I'm edgy but approachable)

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[personal profile] selfconducts 2018-07-06 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely not the only one. As you've probably figured out by now. [ Plenty of dead'uns chiming in, after all. ] And then some of us are only nearly dead. You're in good company either way.

[ Somehow, even that vaguely morbid sentiment sounds like amiable conversation in his charming London accent. He's good at banter. ]

It's only difficult if you mean to take it seriously.

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