Eleanor Shellstrop (
forkingbullshirt) wrote in
maskormenace2018-07-05 02:03 pm
Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- eleanor shellstrop | n/a,
- nathan drake | n/a,
- † baal | n/a,
- † chauncy anderson | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † herr starr | n/a,
- † kirie goshima | night gloom,
- † lester papadopoulos | apollo,
- † mike wheeler | n/a,
- † suzanne dickson | n/a,
- † tate langdon | the rubber man,
- † yue katou | n/a
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[Sorry housemates at Heropa 11, Eleanor has found the tequila and she's sitting at the table, a half-empty bottle in front of her.
It's been a long eternity and she needs her friends and a drink. Her friends aren't here so she'll settle for drinking instead while she tries to wrap her mind around what was happening.]
Ok so hands up- who else here is dead? I'm not the only one right?
[She raises her own hand in the air, picking up the bottle with her other hand.]
I've never done the whole superhero thing before- it can't be too difficult, right?
[She took another drink of tequila straight from the bottle before setting it aside. No pulling a classic Shellstrop by getting drunk and making a spectacle of herself this time.
She's got this. She's better than that.]
I gotta say my superpower rocks. I couldn't do this before.
[The video cuts off as a few pieces of jumbo shrimp appear in her hand. Yum.]
It's been a long eternity and she needs her friends and a drink. Her friends aren't here so she'll settle for drinking instead while she tries to wrap her mind around what was happening.]
Ok so hands up- who else here is dead? I'm not the only one right?
[She raises her own hand in the air, picking up the bottle with her other hand.]
I've never done the whole superhero thing before- it can't be too difficult, right?
[She took another drink of tequila straight from the bottle before setting it aside. No pulling a classic Shellstrop by getting drunk and making a spectacle of herself this time.
She's got this. She's better than that.]
I gotta say my superpower rocks. I couldn't do this before.
[The video cuts off as a few pieces of jumbo shrimp appear in her hand. Yum.]

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It's been...something, that's for sure.
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I think you're a little young for that story.
[Even she has a general idea of what's age appropriate. Generally.]
Let's just say, it wasn't my finest moment.
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[ Starr is Very Unimpressed. ]
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[She hears that tone, you're not getting any shrimp now.
She stares straight ahead at the camera as she puts another piece of shrimp in her mouth, daring him to diss her cool power.]
All I need is the sauce now.
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( more interesting than being dead, that's for sure. )
Are you sure you died? What happened if you don't mind me asking.
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[She was curious if there was anyone from the Good Place here- or if this was just her.]
Pretty sure- not sure for how long though.
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[Said by someone nearly as small and just as blonde, holding a garishly colored wine cooler.]
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[Other than her friends, she had never met any other humans in the afterlife. She was curious to see if there were others who had been in the Bad or Good Place.]
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Can you summon different sorts of shrimp? Is it only shrimp?
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[And she has to admit that the afterlife has been much better than her life on Earth had been.]
So far, only shrimp. Kinda missing some sauce to go with them.
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[She takes a deep breath. Ok, how hard can this be?
But instead of living shrimp, a few tiny dead shrimp rain down in front of her.]
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Oh, I know the answer to this one! I'm super dead.
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Your power is to... summon shrimp?
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[It's the best super power ever, Bodhi.]
Want some?
[See, she can be selfless and share!]
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[Hey, it worked once.
...and that's a lot coming from someone who had refused to participate in groups before.]
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[ Somehow, even that vaguely morbid sentiment sounds like amiable conversation in his charming London accent. He's good at banter. ]
It's only difficult if you mean to take it seriously.
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[She still doesn't believe that Michael and the Judge aren't behind this just yet. After her time in the afterlife, she finds it more difficult she could be alive once more.]
Nearly dead? How do you be nearly dead?
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[ That really sucks. And they'd been so worried about Elena possibly being in that boat for the longest time. ]
Uh, woah. Your superpower involves shrimp?
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[She had read about the nanites, it threw her a bit but it was something that she was still processing.]
Yep, pretty cool, isn't it?
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[She glances at the shrimp.]
Is that your power? Making food appear?
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Just shrimp, which is pretty awesome. Best superpower.
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[You can't just ask people about their powers, Chilton!!]
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Well, I can't say fork but that's not a forking power. That's just forking unfair.
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[A pause.]
Incredible.
[He loves it, tbh.]
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Did you get any good powers?
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Those are two very different questions.
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[This this life? Is this some other neighborhood? She has no idea.]
Isn't this some kind of afterlife as well?
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So uh...welcome to the party, I guess.
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[Gods, more immortal beings? Sure, bring it on.]
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[ That... doesn't sound quite right. Hades (and maybe that Anubis guy) would be pissed if they knew. ]
I didn't know that was possible. Moment of death, sure, but dead-dead? That's a new one.
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I'm pretty dead-have been for awhile, I guess.
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