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[unconchonable]

you knoww ivve seen a lot a shit
probably a lot more than all you pink-skinned sacks a red swwill combined really
but i aint evver seen the sheer bloody AUDACITY that is needed to do the wwrong thats been done to me
like dont get me fuckin wwrong here bein on this dirtball of a planet could be wworse ivve seen and dealt wwith wworse and this pathetic lil planet aint shit
a swwim through a lake really
but wwas it truly fuckin NECESSARY that i havve to look like one a you hornless an finless ANIMALS
i mean i knoww you guys aint the type to be able to comprehend the dowwnright MAJESTY of wwhat a superior bein looks like let alone the shinin example of wwhat a kickass royal fuckin troll SHOULD be and all especially wwith those inferior sponges in your pans but talk about loww
if i find out wwhos responsible for this ill be sure to kick his spinal crevvice to your borin singular moon and then some
regardless i think im getting awway from myself here
i actually wwanted to see if there wwere any other trolls among you slack-jawwed creatures
or am i the only one to make it here
not that i really care either wway
just call it idle curiosity

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[knaval]

mood
i think
culdnt read most of this but
mood

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[unconchonable]

wwhat are you if you aint a human
good to knoww i aint alone here
in a sense

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[knaval]

cybertronian

"troll" that could be anythin
what planet u from

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[fehus]

elves and dwarves are check, but i don't think i've seen a troll here before. sorry dude. are you ok in the sun btw, or is there a stone situation you're dealing with?

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[unconchonable]

dont knoww wwhat the fuck youre talkin about wwith elvves and dwwarvves or wwhatevver
but your sun is wweak as SHIT and so i dont got any issue bein in it howwevver i dont knoww nothin about a stone situation
wwhat the fuck is that about

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[fehus]

oh nvm. some of the trolls in my universe turn to stone in sunlight. i was figuring out if i needed to run over with an umbrella.

welcome/sorry you're stuck here. the porter turned you into something else?

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[ghoulking]

[ colorful text - check
weird writing quirk - check
and eventually mentioning he is a troll. So. Kaneki is going to jump on a limb and say it's the kind of troll he knows about ]

Kanaya left some time ago. Right now, you are the only one.

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[unconchonable]

[Eugh, Kanaya. Sure, he and Fef had their little thing while being fused with someone else, or whatever but... him and Kanaya have not quite made up. Probably never will, honestly. So, it's better she's gone, but that she was here is curious.]

so she wwas here huh
anyone else or did they leavve this pathetic excuse of a planet before she did

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[ghoulking]

There were others.

One with yellow writing. Another with grey writing. Both of them from Alternia and both of them called themselves trolls.

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[uzumaniac]

[That is a lot to wade through... but he can fish enough out to get started.]

I haven't met anyone here that's called them-self a troll, or who has texted like you. Assuming it's a common thing where you're from.

Do humans really look that strange to you?

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[unconchonable]

[I sea wet you did there.]

yeah this is the norm its called a typin quirk
is it norm for you humans to type so boringly cuz talk about lack of indivvidualism
the feww humans i had a run in wwith at least used SOME color but wwhat determined their colors i nevver quite got

yeah you got this wweak husk and pink skin no horns and im missin my fins and gills
its pretty fuckin AWWFUL

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[uzumaniac]

[Salmon's on the ball here.]

Is your text an art form then? I'm new to this technology, I wouldn't know how to change it like that if I wanted to. I guess word choice as how most humans try to express who they are. But you're right, doing it visually makes knowing more about you simpler.

You're missing your fins and gills?

[Meaning he normally has those things. And horns, and a skin colour that isn't pink, he must have only met a small amount of humans. But sure.]

So you just arrived without those things? Sounds like a fish out of water situation.

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[livesfastdiesung]

You sound really rude. :( Humans are great!
I don't know what a troll is, though.
None of the humans I know talk about that kinda stuff and I never heard about anything like that on any of the planets I've been to!

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[unconchonable]

humans suck get ovver it
oh yeah you some kinda space explorer
or is your species also aimin for galactic conquest

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[livesfastdiesung]

My boyfriend is human!!
And everyone where I'm from is a space explorer.
My species was trying to take over the galaxy, but I stopped them with my friends.
Why fight when we could all get along?

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[itcanwait]

they gave you a human body too? :(

i wish they would have asked if we wanted one or not

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[unconchonable]

thank fuck another nonhuman
yeah its fuckin rude as hell i dont evven wwanna be on the fuckin PLANET let alone look like one of these greasy animals
so wwhat are you

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[itcanwait]

Ugh same! i'd never heard of it until i watched some movies. It's weird being given a body to fit in and then not...being told how to do anything like breathing.

Oh i'm a cybertronian

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[reexamined]

Unfortunately, Kanaya is no longer here.

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[unconchonable]

dont you mean FORTUNATELY
look i aint keen on the idea of bein alone on this foreign planet but if i had to share it wwith anyone it wwould not be that bloodsuckin glowwcritter i can tell you that much

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[reexamined]

No, I mean unfortunately for me, Kanaya is no longer here, because I imagine she would be verbally 'reaming' you right now.

And that would be amusing to me.

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[notawitch]

Is there something wrong with your keyboard?

[unconchonable]

no its called a bloody typin quirk
its a cultural thing

[d33tached]

[What the fresh fuck is this?]

It seems your communicator might be defective.

[Why else in the world would he be typing like that?]

[unconchonable]

[Welcome to hell.]

no its not its doin exactly as it should be doin
and before you look more like a fuckin IDIOT its called a typin quirk
somethin my species does on my planet not that i owwe you or ANYONE such explanation