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[rekt]

HELP WANTED

need daycare or baby sitter willing to take teenagers
idc where just away from my home
at least 2 maybe 4 depends how uppity they get

will pay either cash or equal value in child labor
to be picked up once theyre normal again

accepting applications now to be interviewed at [[ address to the Meadows in De Chima here ]]
murderers nutjobs and native stalker fans need not apply
experience + character references a plus
must be willing 2 endure bagpipes & teen sass

ty

Comments

[flightforfreedom]

all of this made perfect sense with the new random bullshit until you got to 'bagpipes'

i had to google that

i'm trying to figure out the correlation between teenagers and bagpipes and i'm getting nothing

also sorry i've got a bunch of kids following me around already, but good luck

[rekt]

one of the teenagers is irish. google it.

ty for the thoughts ig lemme know if you find a deposit for them

[unorphaned]

i can also play the tin whistle

[rekt]

what even is a tin whistle why does it matter that its tin

[unorphaned]

it has a lot of names

i could've called it a feadóg stáin but i'm pretty sure you can't even read that

[rekt]

i don't understand how you thought that would help me narrow it down

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[fehus]

how many teenagers are playing bagpipes at once bc that does make a difference i think

[rekt]

at least 1 but dont underestimate ronans irish enthusiasm

[fehus]

will his spontaneous step dancing damage my floorboards?

[unorphaned]

excuse me i'm extremely graceful and gentle with floorboards

[rekt]

no idea
if it does i claim no monetary responsibility

[leyed]

OH MY GOD ARE YOU AN ADULT RIGHT NOW

[fehus]

no? well i'm technically 18 even though i'm always 17.

[leyed]

that's what i meant. we're adults compared to these tots

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[girlybruiser]

Are teenagers not able to care for themselves?

[ HA... ]

[rekt]

not these ones
theyll probly die if left unsupervised for long

[girlybruiser]

That must be an exaggeration.

[lesterzeppelin]

I’ll take the one with the bagpipes. Might as well teach them a few songs while I’m at it.

[unorphaned]

i don't need lessons but i'll take a duet

[lesterzeppelin]

Idt the world ever needs two bagpipe players
but I want to see what you've got

[rekt]

all urs
make sure to take him 4 walks and brush his hair regularly ty have fun

[lesterzeppelin]

he's a teenager, not a dog, right . . .
I think we'll be fine.

[pillz]

ih john :D

did you go to the porch 2day

i have a suprise for you

[rekt]

hi jojo
i have not gone 2 the porch yet
whatd u do + how illegal was it

[pillz]

cum to the proch :D
not illegal illegal
just a littel bit at maxmum.
plees ;) with a furry on top