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Skeets (u lil shit) ([personal profile] snarkbot) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-08-09 09:26 pm

9.0 // VIDEO ; forward dated to the 10th

Greetings, Network. My name is Skeets. Before you inquire, yes, I am a robot, yes, I am sentient, no, I am not a flying roomba. [ He's on camera, and his voice is clearly robotic; both those things always gets those types of questions so he wants to be as efficient as possible. Though if someone questions him on any of those points he'll be patient.]

I have several matters that need to be addressed. First, I teach history at De Chima University, and I hold open classes once a month on the last Saturday that you can attend even if you are not a student. Second, I am acting CEO of Blue & Gold INC, a robotics company, and am looking for new employees. Please let me know if you're interested.

Finally, I am afraid that many members of the Justice League have been ported out in the past few months. For those unaware, the Justice League is a team of superheroes. Members can coordinate during crises, train in the Hall of Justice and can work together to fight for the greater good. However, members are forbidden from using lethal force.

If you are interested in joining the Justice League, please speak to me. I've taken over temporary administration until our founding members return. We are in dire need of experienced members, sp p;ease contact me. If you're worried you're not experienced enough, we do have quote unquote "internship" positions so you can train with the best. Or, at least, the best who are currently still imPorts.

I believe that's all, unless I've been left with another set of loose ends to deal with. For the record, if anyone is currently writing a will to be read Post=Portum
[ thank you Majority Report re: Taako's album for giving him that term for his vocabulary ], please refrain from leaving me any more responsibilities.

((OOC: if you're interested in the Justice League I have a post over here!))
flightforfreedom: (that's a throat)

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[personal profile] flightforfreedom 2018-08-10 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I've already got a job, but I'll be honest and say I'd be interested in helping out with the robotics.

Gives me a bunch of new people to talk to, anyway.

Also man, just how many plates do you juggle?
flightforfreedom: (oh so you're just an idiot then)

[personal profile] flightforfreedom 2018-08-15 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Great, yeah. Go ahead and send me what you got.

[ He laughed a bit about the sleep. ]

Gives you a little extra time, sure, but you still need to take it easy, buddy. You don't want to overload those circuits of yours.
hairswirls: dnt. (pic#12471578)

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[personal profile] hairswirls 2018-08-10 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
( oh great another robot-

not that kirie had anything against them, but they were certainly strange. nonetheless she tuned in for a reason, the offer of joining the justice league. while she had been pretty weak thus far [unfortunately dying in the forest], she still wanted to become stronger. being stronger meant being able to protect the ones you loved better, right?

so with a rather serious expression, she spoke up. )


Um...I'd like to join the Justice League but I don't think I have enough experience. So I guess....I'd be interested in the internship position.
hairswirls: dnt. (pic#12471570)

[personal profile] hairswirls 2018-08-13 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No not at all, please feel free to ask.

( she's taken a bit back by how direct the other was, but she did just volunteer herself after all. )
versusseeker: (Pikachu)

[personal profile] versusseeker 2018-08-10 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
i can hlp
w/ jl

gr8r gud
Edited 2018-08-10 01:47 (UTC)
versusseeker: (._.)

[personal profile] versusseeker 2018-08-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Red doesn't even notice.]

i have pkmn
pokemon**
like this
+ can tlk 2 them + anmls

trainer back home
4 pkmn battles


[As for emergency situation experience...How does one communicate that they single-handedly dismantled an entire criminal organization before the age of twelve?]

beat team rocket @ home
versusseeker: (...)

[personal profile] versusseeker 2018-08-17 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
v bad guys
stole + hrt pkmn
+ hrt ppl 2
versusseeker: (Grabbing his had)

[personal profile] versusseeker 2018-08-28 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
y
b can

blue**
blue oak**

+ y
pkmn can do lots tho
othr things
pidgewidgeon: (Check it)

Video

[personal profile] pidgewidgeon 2018-08-10 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Please excuse Pidge while she just stares.

And stares.

And stares some more. ]


You are SO COOL! [ Robot, meet nerd ]
determinans: bungalows | dw (i have heavy heartstrings)

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[personal profile] determinans 2018-08-10 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the figure on the screen is also probably clearly a robot, given the LED on his temple and the blazer with his model and serial number on the breast. ]

Hello, Skeets, my name is Connor. May I ask what sorts of robotic products your company researches and produces?

[ considering cyberlife, he's automatically a little leery, even if the company's run by a robot. (cyberlife had amanda, too, after all.) ]
determinans: bungalows | dw (there's no way for us to come away)

[personal profile] determinans 2018-08-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a slight pause, and connor straightens faintly in interest, head tilting. ]

--Repairs? Do you often have issues with resolving incompatible parts and-or software?
viced: (B')

Voice

[personal profile] viced 2018-08-11 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, you don't fuck around, do you? I guess that's the advantage of not being able to sleep, huh?

So...what kind of history classes are you giving out for free to the public?
viced: (Blame Canada)

[personal profile] viced 2018-08-11 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, no kidding. I subsist on less than most, but I couldn't imagine doing all of that!

That...sounds interesting. How often do you get into topics that I would be interested in. Er -- Socio-political. [ Or you know, Sociology of the DC Universe, Mitch would eat that shit up. ]
viced: (Excuse me who's mayor again?)

[personal profile] viced 2018-08-13 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
You're probably better than an optical test reader, too.

But I'm sure, ah, I could forward you a list. I'm mostly keyed into modern history, but... I could always use some brushing up on the other stuff. My mom taught civics, so... that was probably a bit too much a part of my daily life to have too many gaps. She'd be rolling in her grave if I let anyone but her teach me.

[ No, actually, Martha Hundred would be proud that her son is furthering his education. ]
viced: (Coy)

[personal profile] viced 2018-08-17 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh trust me, I do. [ A snort. ] I think I drove her up the wall.

I'm more interested in...less-modern. Ancient shit. Theory, that bullshit. Not that I haven't read a lot, but beyond my college polisci class, I haven't done much since. It's been all education by experience.
reexamined: (022)

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[personal profile] reexamined 2018-08-11 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello Skeets.

I have been meaning to speak with you regarding something I am considering organizing.
reexamined: (009)

[personal profile] reexamined 2018-08-18 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to organize a robot and sentient AI based "support group." I know you're busy with your job, company, and justice league, so I wouldn't ask you to be involved in it's development or organization. But I would enjoy if you came to a few meetings.

Also if you're in... dire enough need for members of your 'League,' I wouldn't be opposed.
shesalittle: (Hide Behind A Smile)

Video

[personal profile] shesalittle 2018-08-12 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't mind more chances to help, and I definitely need training.
a_good: (liquid or gas)

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[personal profile] a_good 2018-08-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
The history of this world?

[Norman appears distinctly curious.]
a_good: (come to the front of the class)

[personal profile] a_good 2018-08-23 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
["Sir"? That gets a smile as much as the answer does.]

I'm mainly interested in this one right now.

[Although...] But do you know about the world imPorts were in before this, too?
aboveand: (Terry538)

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[personal profile] aboveand 2018-08-13 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm ever going to get used to seeing Justice League recruitment videos on the Network.
aboveand: (Terry481)

[personal profile] aboveand 2018-08-17 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Interns? Since when do we have an internship program?

[Seriously, that's a weird concept. Superhero interns. Do they get coffee?]

And I mean... superheroes are different here, so it's not totally surprising. People that aren't us--and I mean people from worlds like ours--don't really team up it feels like.

Also also, I refuse to be called the Teen Titans.

[Nothing against that team, but... no.]
bodilesswarrior: (Tired)

Video; Private

[personal profile] bodilesswarrior 2018-08-16 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Barbara is smiling, but it's grim and weary; this may be related to the black eye she's sporting.]

Personally, I'd prefer you to certain founders.

[AKA: Hi, Skeets, do you recognise me?]
bodilesswarrior: (Regret)

Video; Private

[personal profile] bodilesswarrior 2018-08-16 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's desperately sad about one of those things, and it shows for a second in the way her gaze falls and her shoulders hunch.

Then she musters another smile, thin and wry.]
I've been knocked out harder.

It wasn't... [Her smile goes tight with worry, with completely irrational guilt.] Cassandra was compromised.
bodilesswarrior: (Weary)

Re: Video; Private

[personal profile] bodilesswarrior 2018-08-17 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her voice is strained, as she shakes her head.] I don't know. She took off, and I don't -

Well. I don't exactly have the same access around here. [Not that she was able to find Cass that way last time, but it would be nice if she could try.]