Skeets (u lil shit) (
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maskormenace2018-08-09 09:26 pm
9.0 // VIDEO ; forward dated to the 10th
Greetings, Network. My name is Skeets. Before you inquire, yes, I am a robot, yes, I am sentient, no, I am not a flying roomba. [ He's on camera, and his voice is clearly robotic; both those things always gets those types of questions so he wants to be as efficient as possible. Though if someone questions him on any of those points he'll be patient.]
I have several matters that need to be addressed. First, I teach history at De Chima University, and I hold open classes once a month on the last Saturday that you can attend even if you are not a student. Second, I am acting CEO of Blue & Gold INC, a robotics company, and am looking for new employees. Please let me know if you're interested.
Finally, I am afraid that many members of the Justice League have been ported out in the past few months. For those unaware, the Justice League is a team of superheroes. Members can coordinate during crises, train in the Hall of Justice and can work together to fight for the greater good. However, members are forbidden from using lethal force.
If you are interested in joining the Justice League, please speak to me. I've taken over temporary administration until our founding members return. We are in dire need of experienced members, sp p;ease contact me. If you're worried you're not experienced enough, we do have quote unquote "internship" positions so you can train with the best. Or, at least, the best who are currently still imPorts.
I believe that's all, unless I've been left with another set of loose ends to deal with. For the record, if anyone is currently writing a will to be read Post=Portum [ thank you Majority Report re: Taako's album for giving him that term for his vocabulary ], please refrain from leaving me any more responsibilities.
((OOC: if you're interested in the Justice League I have a post over here!))
I have several matters that need to be addressed. First, I teach history at De Chima University, and I hold open classes once a month on the last Saturday that you can attend even if you are not a student. Second, I am acting CEO of Blue & Gold INC, a robotics company, and am looking for new employees. Please let me know if you're interested.
Finally, I am afraid that many members of the Justice League have been ported out in the past few months. For those unaware, the Justice League is a team of superheroes. Members can coordinate during crises, train in the Hall of Justice and can work together to fight for the greater good. However, members are forbidden from using lethal force.
If you are interested in joining the Justice League, please speak to me. I've taken over temporary administration until our founding members return. We are in dire need of experienced members, sp p;ease contact me. If you're worried you're not experienced enough, we do have quote unquote "internship" positions so you can train with the best. Or, at least, the best who are currently still imPorts.
I believe that's all, unless I've been left with another set of loose ends to deal with. For the record, if anyone is currently writing a will to be read Post=Portum [ thank you Majority Report re: Taako's album for giving him that term for his vocabulary ], please refrain from leaving me any more responsibilities.
((OOC: if you're interested in the Justice League I have a post over here!))

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Gives me a bunch of new people to talk to, anyway.
Also man, just how many plates do you juggle?
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As for plates that are being juggled -- I believe I have enough, though it helps that I do not sleep.
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[ He laughed a bit about the sleep. ]
Gives you a little extra time, sure, but you still need to take it easy, buddy. You don't want to overload those circuits of yours.
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My circuits can handle it, provided I keep myself well-maintained otherwise.
Perhaps I could take a vacation, however.
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not that kirie had anything against them, but they were certainly strange. nonetheless she tuned in for a reason, the offer of joining the justice league. while she had been pretty weak thus far [unfortunately dying in the forest], she still wanted to become stronger. being stronger meant being able to protect the ones you loved better, right?
so with a rather serious expression, she spoke up. )
Um...I'd like to join the Justice League but I don't think I have enough experience. So I guess....I'd be interested in the internship position.
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( she's taken a bit back by how direct the other was, but she did just volunteer herself after all. )
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One -- How old are you? Two, do you have any combat or rescue experience? Three, what are your powers?
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w/ jl
gr8r gud
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Do you mind if I ask you a few questions in that case?
What are your abilities, powers, or resources? What's your expertise? How much combat or emergency situation experience do you have?
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i have pkmn
pokemon**
like this
+ can tlk 2 them + anmls
trainer back home
4 pkmn battles
[As for emergency situation experience...How does one communicate that they single-handedly dismantled an entire criminal organization before the age of twelve?]
beat team rocket @ home
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I'm unfamiliar with "Team Rocket", however.
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stole + hrt pkmn
+ hrt ppl 2
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I believe Pokemon could be incredibly useful in certain situations, but it seems inadvisable to have them in combat situations against other creatures. Would this be an accurate assessment?
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b can
blue**
blue oak**
+ y
pkmn can do lots tho
othr things
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And stares.
And stares some more. ]
You are SO COOL! [ Robot, meet nerd ]
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Yes I am, thank you for noticing.
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Hello, Skeets, my name is Connor. May I ask what sorts of robotic products your company researches and produces?
[ considering cyberlife, he's automatically a little leery, even if the company's run by a robot. (cyberlife had amanda, too, after all.) ]
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Greetings. We mostly deal in household, assistive, and rescue robotics with technology contemporary to this era and world.
[ Skeets insisted that they don't use future technology to make them when him and Ted founded the company; it loses them a bit of an edge in the market but better than meddling. Practically too, it also means they can get all the materials, equipment and parts easily. ]
We also offer repair services to other mechanical, cybernetic and partially cybernetic imports.
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--Repairs? Do you often have issues with resolving incompatible parts and-or software?
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I'm hoping that if Blue and Gold consistently gets imPort hires from various alternate realities, each contributing to our files and knowledge, we'll be able to build up a database of information that could help with a wide-range of imports, even if those individuals end up being ported out. This database is also kept separate from the commercial side of the company.
[ He treats imPort technology a bit like bringing future tech back into the past: for personal use only. ]
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So...what kind of history classes are you giving out for free to the public?
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The free lessons are more of a QA - I pick a time period, give a brief overview and then spend the rest of the lesson answering questions. It can go quite in-depth!
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That...sounds interesting. How often do you get into topics that I would be interested in. Er -- Socio-political. [ Or you know, Sociology of the DC Universe, Mitch would eat that shit up. ]
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Socio-political history is a very broad topic in itself, it comes up all the time but if there's something you're interested you may have to be more specific. But on the other hand, if you were interested in coming I'm sure I could arrange whatever topic that interested you.
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But I'm sure, ah, I could forward you a list. I'm mostly keyed into modern history, but... I could always use some brushing up on the other stuff. My mom taught civics, so... that was probably a bit too much a part of my daily life to have too many gaps. She'd be rolling in her grave if I let anyone but her teach me.
[ No, actually, Martha Hundred would be proud that her son is furthering his education. ]
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I'm sure any mother who cared so much about your education would want you to continue to pursue knowledge, sir.
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I'm more interested in...less-modern. Ancient shit. Theory, that bullshit. Not that I haven't read a lot, but beyond my college polisci class, I haven't done much since. It's been all education by experience.
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Incidentally, I believe the University's theatre department is showing Aristophanes' Peace this Autumn.
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I have been meaning to speak with you regarding something I am considering organizing.
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Also if you're in... dire enough need for members of your 'League,' I wouldn't be opposed.
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[Norman appears distinctly curious.]
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I'm mainly interested in this one right now.
[Although...] But do you know about the world imPorts were in before this, too?
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[Seriously, that's a weird concept. Superhero interns. Do they get coffee?]
And I mean... superheroes are different here, so it's not totally surprising. People that aren't us--and I mean people from worlds like ours--don't really team up it feels like.
Also also, I refuse to be called the Teen Titans.
[Nothing against that team, but... no.]
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Personally, I'd prefer you to certain founders.
[AKA: Hi, Skeets, do you recognise me?]
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I hadn't realized you had been imPorted, Ms. Gordan. You just missed Mr. Kord and Mr. Wayne, unfortunately. [ And it seems she either just got in after a bad incident, or has already been caught up in something. ] Are you okay, ma'am?
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Then she musters another smile, thin and wry.] I've been knocked out harder.
It wasn't... [Her smile goes tight with worry, with completely irrational guilt.] Cassandra was compromised.
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Is Ms. Cain okay?
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Well. I don't exactly have the same access around here. [Not that she was able to find Cass that way last time, but it would be nice if she could try.]