004 ♛ TEXT;

[minorgod]

so uh can someone explain to me why the date is now in September
because last I remembered it was August

no seriously, what just happened (ﾟヘﾟ)？

[ edited in a short time later: ]

all the food in my fridge is growing mold

[ Baby's first Port out and subsequent return - hiatus over! ]

Comments

text;

[mathemagier]

After the last day of one month, a new one begins.

Re: text;

[minorgod]

I know how a calendar works!!
but yesterday was the 15th of august
for me at least

I've heard others talk about how some people go home and come back
but I didn't, at least I can't remember doing that
so what happened to the 17 days??

text;

[justaskalice]

How did I know ^this jerk would beat me to this explanation

Re: text;

[minorgod]

[ by the time Yato comes back to this, he's blown off some stream and Newt's reply seems more funny ]

it's all right. it's just weird, you know?
but then what about this place ISN'T weird

text;

[justaskalice]

Yeah, this place is majorly weird. I mean, in a matter of a couple months away from this place, I've aged and experienced an entire decade.
Not cool.

[bookkeeper]

You must've left. As in gone home.

Need any help with the groceries?

[minorgod]

people have said they remember when they go home though?
for me it was like one minute August, the next September
is that the same thing??

[bookkeeper]

Not sure. I know I'm one of those people, though. I was gone for about a month and I went back home, came back remembering everything.

[minorgod]

that's how people described it to me, yeah
wonder why mine was different
I wasn't gone as long as you though

I'm up for the help with the groceries though. otherwise I'm gonna need 2 trips.

video

[halloflamer]

Um... because it was just the 31st?? Did you like, sleep through yesterday...

[He doesn't think of port-outs immediately. Blue's... you know. Simple.]

Re: video

[minorgod]

But yesterday was the 15th of August! ... I think. For me, it was. I went to sleep and I woke up and now it's September!

[ Yato's actually starting to look more affronted than alarmed. Then, belatedly: ]

Hey Blue.

Re: video

[halloflamer]

What!! No way... You must've slept for a long time. What're you, a Snorlax?

[The both of them, honestly.]

'sup loser. Well you're awake now. If you were a Snorlax, the moldy food wouldn't matter, you'd just eat it anyways!

Re: video

[minorgod]

[ Blue's patter goes a long way to smoothing over Yato's disgruntlement at losing half a month to apparently nowhere. ]

Yeah yeah, I'm awake now. I'm absolutely not eating the stuff from the fridge.

[ He'd been kind of lax keeping less trashy food around with everyone else gone from the house, but this was a better kick. ]

How's everyone at your place? How're your Pokémon?

text;

[imaphantomthief]

Man, they let you keep the same place? Lucky.

Re: text;

[minorgod]

wait there's an option not to?
I want to be reassigned!

[imaphantomthief]

Yeah. They sent me somewhere new when I left. Dunno who decides that stuff though.

[minorgod]

same city or was that different too?

[ACTION]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[YATO, YOU BETTER BE AT HOME RIGHT NOW AND ALSO I HOPE YOUR ROOMMATES AREN'T HOME OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE A LOT OF QUESTIONS DARIN WON'T FEEL LIKE ANSWERING.]

[SUCH AS, WHY DID THIS GIANT BLUE IDIOT KICK THE DOOR IN?]

{BECAUSE HE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE AN ANSWER OTHER THAN "YATO'S HOME AND I NEED TO PUNCH OR HUG HIM."]

[HE HASN'T DECIDED YET.]

[BUT ANYWAY, THAT DOOR? YEAH. IT'S KICKED TO SPLINTERS. HE'LL MAKE YOU ANOTHER ONE.]

YATO I SWEAR TO VARIOUS UNAFFILIATED GODS THAT YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION AS TO WHY MY BEST FRIEND DISAPPEARED FOR A MONTH!

Re: [ACTION]

[minorgod]

[ Yato is definitely home and doesn't have any roommates, so there's no one to stop Darin's impressively bold entrance. It's enough to make Yato practically jump out of his skin though, before he balks at the remains of what was his front door. ]

IT'S NOT LIKE I DID IT ON PURPOSE?!

Re: [ACTION]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

WRONG ANSWER!

[Darin's already throwing his arm around Yato and reeling him in for a tight headlock.]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED I WAS?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A NOTE, YOU JERKASS!!

Re: [ACTION]

[minorgod]

[ Yato lets himself get manhandled around because he's used to it now, and also because what Darin said upon his entrance has just registered and he's turning wibbly. ]

Wait, wait... best friend??

And I couldn't leave a note! I just went to bed and woke up the next month!

text;

[lesterzeppelin]

Pretty sure you were stuck in the Porter, my guy.

Besides the nagging feeling of missing a month, are you okay? Still in one piece, etc.?

Re: text;

[minorgod]

[ finally someone points out that this is a possibility ]

wait wait so people know this is a thing??
but yeah I'm okay. just super confused.
I guess it could have been a lot worse, I should be grateful

text;

[lesterzeppelin]

Yeah, it's a thing, and from the sounds of it, not a particularly pleasant one.

If it helps, idt you missed much.
Oh, but we had an election for Ambassador. The dog got second place.

Re: text;

[minorgod]

I must have missed that one in the info
I thought the only thing that could happen was getting sent home and brought back sometimes
I mean I guess it doesn't matter, it's past now?

election huh? too bad, I could have run as the great Yato-sama platform ♛
maybe next time
if the dog got second I'd definitely have a chance. who got first?