Oswald Cobblepot ☂ The Penguin (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2018-09-07 08:50 pm
shotgunsolutions) wrote in maskormenace2018-09-07 08:50 pm
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[The man that appears on the screen is rather scrawny looking, thin, with a large beakish nose and squinting eyes. He's dressed in an impeccable suit that he straightens a moment before his free hand goes to his hair and he starts fixing the very purposeful styling that had gone oh-so-slightly awry upon porting in. The spiked points along his forehead where carefully pinched back into place as he used the video function as a sort of mirror while he began addressing those watching.]
Well. This is a fine affair I've seemed to find myself in. I was rather hoping it was one big joke. A poor joke, but a joke all the same.
[A pause as he shuts his mouth and moves the camera so he can see the back and sides of his head to ensure they were properly spiked upward and forward the way he preferred.]
But having found myself wandering the cities referred to as 'porter cities', I've been forced to acknowledge that it isn't.
[He sighs and pulls the camera away to better take in himself and the room he was standing in. A bedroom of an assigned house. The sort most would be familiar with.]
Which unfortunately means I've been told I'm expected to live in this... squalor... until I'm able to afford a better place on my own.
[Being one of the commonly assigned homes in the suburbs, it was far from what most would consider 'squalor'. Even Oswald didn't actually consider it that, just that it wasn't where he wanted to be nor did it fit what he felt he deserved to live in after all he'd been through.]
That will take a little time. Even for me. Until then, I'm entertaining offers of more suitable homes that I can take residence in.
[A bright smile. As if his presence in a home would be a high honor.]
Oh, yes. How rude of me. Introductions. My name is Oswald Cobblepot, Mayor of Gotham.
[[[ooc: One of Oswald's powers is that he just sort of mildly reminds people of a bird. Should his face be covered, there's more that goes on, but in his current state, he just kind of gives off a vague impression of a bird. If you'd like to opt out of this power and the rest of what it does, you can do so here.
Well. This is a fine affair I've seemed to find myself in. I was rather hoping it was one big joke. A poor joke, but a joke all the same.
[A pause as he shuts his mouth and moves the camera so he can see the back and sides of his head to ensure they were properly spiked upward and forward the way he preferred.]
But having found myself wandering the cities referred to as 'porter cities', I've been forced to acknowledge that it isn't.
[He sighs and pulls the camera away to better take in himself and the room he was standing in. A bedroom of an assigned house. The sort most would be familiar with.]
Which unfortunately means I've been told I'm expected to live in this... squalor... until I'm able to afford a better place on my own.
[Being one of the commonly assigned homes in the suburbs, it was far from what most would consider 'squalor'. Even Oswald didn't actually consider it that, just that it wasn't where he wanted to be nor did it fit what he felt he deserved to live in after all he'd been through.]
That will take a little time. Even for me. Until then, I'm entertaining offers of more suitable homes that I can take residence in.
[A bright smile. As if his presence in a home would be a high honor.]
Oh, yes. How rude of me. Introductions. My name is Oswald Cobblepot, Mayor of Gotham.
[[[ooc: One of Oswald's powers is that he just sort of mildly reminds people of a bird. Should his face be covered, there's more that goes on, but in his current state, he just kind of gives off a vague impression of a bird. If you'd like to opt out of this power and the rest of what it does, you can do so here.
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Well, Mr. Cobblepot, I wish you the best in your endeavors. I’m sure that people will be leaping at the chance to be your roommate after this very public little tirade of yours.
Feel free to never contact me again.
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