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storyseeker) wrote in maskormenace2018-09-24 03:38 pm
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[Elena Fisher is practically giggling when she turns on her phone to the network today. The background chatter doesn't initially indicate why—it's the usual hum of shoppers familiar to anyone who's been in a mall before.]
The whole imPort celebrity thing is old news to all of us, but check it out—this pop-up Halloween store has an entire huge section for costumes. I think some of you might recognize yourselves?
[Elena turns the camera around to show options for sale as she slowly walks down the aisle of what some might recognize as the Spooky Season store inside a downtown Heropa mall. The merchandise is crowded onto the shelves, but plenty of costumes are easily identifiable.]
Let's see here, we've got a Pirate Captain With Anchor Accessory, an Urban Vampire, a Crooked Detective, a...Horse Fan. Huh.
[Elena recognizes the costume plus wig as a Tina Belcher ensemble, but that's not she would have guessed as an appropriately generic name. Although, speaking of which.]
If any of you have image licensing deals in place, sorry, you're probably out of luck. I certainly don't recognize Space Monk, do you? Actually, there are a few varieties of that one.
[She keeps walking, showing off a wide variety of creative ensembles. Odds are decent that any imPort who watches the feed will spot a version of themselves.]
They even have a 'sexy' section. Sexy Astro Pilot, Sexy Evil Count, Sexy Aussie, Sexy Treasure Hunter...I'm not sure if I should feel insulted or glad that there's no Sexy Reporter. Anyway, got any suggestions on which of you I should be for Halloween?
The whole imPort celebrity thing is old news to all of us, but check it out—this pop-up Halloween store has an entire huge section for costumes. I think some of you might recognize yourselves?
[Elena turns the camera around to show options for sale as she slowly walks down the aisle of what some might recognize as the Spooky Season store inside a downtown Heropa mall. The merchandise is crowded onto the shelves, but plenty of costumes are easily identifiable.]
Let's see here, we've got a Pirate Captain With Anchor Accessory, an Urban Vampire, a Crooked Detective, a...Horse Fan. Huh.
[Elena recognizes the costume plus wig as a Tina Belcher ensemble, but that's not she would have guessed as an appropriately generic name. Although, speaking of which.]
If any of you have image licensing deals in place, sorry, you're probably out of luck. I certainly don't recognize Space Monk, do you? Actually, there are a few varieties of that one.
[She keeps walking, showing off a wide variety of creative ensembles. Odds are decent that any imPort who watches the feed will spot a version of themselves.]
They even have a 'sexy' section. Sexy Astro Pilot, Sexy Evil Count, Sexy Aussie, Sexy Treasure Hunter...I'm not sure if I should feel insulted or glad that there's no Sexy Reporter. Anyway, got any suggestions on which of you I should be for Halloween?
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