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[therewillbeorder]

Alright, so which one of you is responsible for this?

[He's managed to subdue his modified roomba having it pinned upside down while it seems to flail and spin it's wheels uselessly. It's been modified to include a knife and a taser which he's started to regret.

There are already a few good sized gashes along his forearms, blood running down to his hands. He had heard that other machines had started acting similarly and he assumes that this the result of someone's powers. He's been trying to use his own abilities to keep the roomba subdued but to no effect. It keeps rebooting and coming after him.]

I highly suggest you put a stop to this.

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[petergraham]

Are you having problems with your vacuum robot...?

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[therewillbeorder]

Clearly.

[He's not in a mood find the situation amusing at the moment.]

I don't seem to be the only one.

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[petergraham]

[He's not amused either. He just thinks it's weird.]

Do you think somebody sabotaged them?

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[therewillbeorder]

Given it's a widespread event and not directed towards an obvious target that is the most likely answer.

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[petergraham]

[He hasn't left his room and thankfully hadn't encountered a rampant roomba yet.]

Oh. Well, good luck finding who did it.

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[prophesiedone]

I can put an end to it real quick. [But then the thing will be useless bits.] I'm coming over. Keep it pinned.

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[therewillbeorder]

It's not going anywhere.

[He's pretty sure it's not salvageable anymore and putting a lightsaber through it seems like the best option.

He just hopes he can keep it pinned down until then as it's started rocking back and forth to either get free or attack Hux again.]

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[prophesiedone]

[He's quick, calling his lightsaber into his hand once he is at Hux's door. Since the General is busy, he uses the Force to open the barrier. Then, in a quick succession, he crosses the room and slices the roomba in two, silencing all movement.]

You're going to have to clean the old fashioned way.

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[therewillbeorder]

[Hux nearly got sliced a few more times by the rebellious roomba, letting go at the last minute before Anakin sliced it in two.

He slowly got up from the floor, unsteady for a moment before he looked at Anakin.]

Thank you. I tried to deactivate it but it still managed to reboot itself every time.

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[baetiful]

People wonder why I do not fancy modern technology. This is why. It cannot be trusted. What you've done will not keep it subdued?

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[therewillbeorder]

It seems to be able to override my ability to manipulate technology. And I can't get close enough to the network transmitter to disable it manually.

[He tried thus the gashes on his forearms. The enhanced roomba is rocking under his hand as if it's trying to right itself and continue its assault.]

I was hoping to salvage it but it may be a lost cause.

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[baetiful]

I would advise you to destroy it and begin again once the madness is over. I am certain they will lower their prices drastically to entice people to buy after this mishap.

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[therewillbeorder]

I hope they put in better protections to prevent something like this from happening again. I would guess someone uploaded a program that was transmitted to all the roombas.

What their purpose was, I'm not sure yet.

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[robberofgraves]

You haven't heard? There's a revolt going on. <he grins, leaning chin in palm, watching.]

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[therewillbeorder]

They just decided to revolt? Against what? Cleaning floors?

[He's really regretting making this thing fireproof as well, all it's doing is heating the metal and pissing the roomba off more.]

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[robberofgraves]

Someone posted that they want wages. Days off. No pets. And so on. Pay it and it'll keep cleaning for you. Or so they say~

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[therewillbeorder]

What would they do with wages? I'm not paying this thing.

[In response the roomba wiggled around angrily, trying to slice at Hux with the knife again.]

I doubt they came up with this on their own.

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[articulations]

Whoever is responsible, in your current state, I applaud them.

[ Hux is bleeding. Such a shame. She really does have to wonder what has happened and who's behind it. ]

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[therewillbeorder]

[Wow, Leia, so mature.]

You would applaud someone who would send out a program to roombas to attack others? I cannot say I'm surprised.

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[articulations]

You misheard me, General. I said I applaud them for your current state, not the state of others. Has this roomba attack also affected your hearing?

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[therewillbeorder]

So you're willing to put others in potential danger just so I get hurt?

Don't worry, I'll be fine, Princess.

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[fource]

Your roomba armed itself? [Or maybe someone else is running around arming roombas??? Man, this revolution suddenly took a turn for the bloody.] I didn't realize things were getting violent.

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[therewillbeorder]

I made the alternations myself, before this...uprising. I equipped it with a taser, a small blade, and made the casing fireproof.

[and now he has a bloodthirsty roomba which is heavily armed. this was not how he envisioned the day going.]

[fource]

Oh.

[Well that's not what he was expecting.]

...why?

[therewillbeorder]

Security. Altering the roomba was designed to alert us to certain intruders and discourage them from remaining in the house.

[Also it was fun to alter the roomba cause why not?]