calloused: ғᴀᴏʟᴀᴅʜ (12.)
ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʜᴀʟᴇ ♔ ([personal profile] calloused) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-10-06 11:41 pm

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[ introductions are for losers, so Derek doesn't include one. just gets right down to what he wants. ]

Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.

Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.

That's it.


[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]
fehus: ✺ fehus. (you get left holding feathers.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-06 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

i can talk to animals and weave peace. would that do?

is it just domestic animals, or wild animals you're looking after?
fehus: ✺ fehus. (how to love yourself.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-06 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
ok. i'm used to a grab bag kind of job. weird other thing: deer, horses, cats, pigs and crappy seagulls have an affinity for me, and animals in general kind of know i'm down with some nature divinity, but i can't control them or anything. it doesn't work like that.

how did you get the parakeet's head out?
fehus: ✺ starboard. (bloodless zombie eyes.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-06 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm actually a healer. i have all the medical experience. a seagull witch doctor, thank you.

but i would love to play with strays too.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (brother i'm just trying to get by.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-06 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
the pay doesn't matter much to me but my last boss told me to always make sure i was paid for my services so ok. deal.

what's the name of the clinic?
fehus: ✺ starboard. (i fell in to a ring of fire.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-06 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
it seems fine to me. is it your favourite beer?
fehus: ✺ starboard. (Default)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-08 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
blue moon? it's a beer. and you're a scruffy dude with a tude.