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[calloused]

[ introductions are for losers, so Derek doesn't include one. just gets right down to what he wants. ]

Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.

Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.

That's it.

[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]

Comments

[fehus]

noo. i like moose and you. stop penalizing me for it.

[bragnificent]

well fine if ur gonna be all needy about it

[fehus]

unbelievable

[bragnificent]

i dont have to pay you do i

[fehus]

moose can pay me in blackmail.

[bragnificent]

uh
no thats ok
i think id rather pay you the cash

[fehus]

i'm kidding. you wanna know moose's secrets about you? he secrectly thinks you're the best and that he loves you very much. also none of that is a secret and he wants everyone to know. dogs are basically like that.

[bragnificent]

i mean theres not like anything to tell

[ Maybe just who all goes in and out of Reggie's apartment, or how often he jerks off-- but that one isn't exactly secret information anyway. ]

:)
knew it

[fehus]

was it the licks to the face that gave it away? or the fact that he follows you around with a big grin?

[bragnificent]

and also i'm very lovable

[fehus]

sure

[bragnificent]

i think you mean "agreed"

[fehus]

sure

[bragnificent]

oh blow me

[fehus]

lol