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[calloused]

[ introductions are for losers, so Derek doesn't include one. just gets right down to what he wants. ]

Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.

Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.

That's it.

[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]

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[calloused]

... OK.

[ He didn't think he'd grab the attention of The Dog Mayor herself. He's not really sure how he feels right now. Starstruck? No, that's not it. Worried about relying on a pomeranian and a guy who looks uncomfortably familiar to help finance his new business? Hm. ]

A grant would be helpful, actually. Stopping by on her press tour could drum up business for us, which [ while terrible due to how much he hates people and doesn't want to be around them, ] could be something we need.
There has to be a form I need to sign here. Some kind of paperwork beyond a verbal "please & thanx".

1/

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hold on

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u must sign this ok

[Official-Document-1.jpg]

1/2

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[calloused]

[ attached: Official-Document-1 (1).jpg) ]

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the pact is sealed
that's a legally binding document. good job

also i'm lazy atm but i'm serious bout the $$ ill send it via whatchmacallit
that cool? the instant. transfer shit.

[calloused]

As long as lies about Prongles aren't involved, yeah.

Glad the pact is sealed and you can't legally sneak in any additional clauses.

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