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[calloused]

[ introductions are for losers, so Derek doesn't include one. just gets right down to what he wants. ]

Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.

Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.

That's it.

[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]

Comments

[quickfingers]

FWD: PRONGLES ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS. FIGHT ME

[calloused]

Seems cruel to fight someone so dangerously stupid and incompetent.

This feels like a good time to ask about when you're willing to cut me a check.

[quickfingers]

in order to get the money now you must say "prongles are the best" or the deal is off

[calloused]

You remember that you asked to give me the money, right? Special pawsitivity grant.
You wanted us to be a stop on your press tour.
You should be the one lying about prongles.

[quickfingers]

i can give this pawsitivity to someone else
you have 1 more chance
saay it.,

[calloused]

No.
Enjoy having a dog for an ambassador that refuses to endorse the only import-run animal-based business in Maurtia Falls, I guess.
I'm a werewolf, too. Twice the betrayal.
"Presidential Pup Preaches Pro-Pooch Prejudice". That'll be the headlines.

[quickfingers]

Hey do nt Call My Dog OutS HES PURE

[calloused]

I'll run against her during re-election. Bring in some less bigoted blood to Maurtia Falls.

[quickfingers]

i dare you to try

[calloused]

I dare you to stop me.

[quickfingers]

I don't need to
she'll destroy you