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[ introductions are for losers, so Derek doesn't include one. just gets right down to what he wants. ]

Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.

Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.

That's it.

[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]

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dont be m8. sounds like u got quite the talent with all that stiching and bandagin up i got lazy. never rly had a need for that when a few sips of blood wil set me str8

[As a result, Cassidy's first aid knowledge is absolutely dire. Fine for him, but when it's his friends with the injuries, he's little more than a panicking mess.

Like Tulip. Boy, did he sure suck when she got shot, but honestly it's best he just never thinks about that. Ever.]

oi mayb u could show me a thing or to one of these days?

Wow, that's cheating.
Werewolves just have accelerated healing, which means when someone wants us dead, they have to work really hard. Seen a lot of grizzly injuries in my life. Wish we had a shortcut like that.

[ low-key jealous and maybe being a touch too dark, but - derek's actually pretty excited, suddenly. he's an alpha werewolf without a pack, which means he's got all these instincts to teach and provide for people that aren't being met. he's too embarrassed to say how thrilled he is by that question, but it's there. ]

Yes.
OK.
I would like that. One less moron helplessly standing by and watching people get hurt would be. A good thing. And so.
Yes.
We can hang out. And do that. Any time. If you want.

[Cassidy, meanwhile, is just excited at the prospect of anyone ever wanting to spend time with him, especially when they already know just how much of a little shit he is.

He's expecting rejection and instead gets agreement.]

grand! id like that, fella altho i can like. heal. sorta i mean in this place i can make people like me. just for a day!! thank christ. but they get the same recovery that i got

Seriously? I can make people like me, too. Mine is, uh. Permanent, though.
Thus the... apex... predator... scene. That I was doing. When you met me.

Anyway.

Why "thank christ"? You don't like the idea of biting someone?

nah m8. biting others aint right. forced or willin i just don't like it. ur dooming folks to an eternal life and it aint fair

Conscientious of you. Admirable, at that.

You're a good guy. Has anyone ever told you that? I've been starting to get that impression for a little while now.
All funny and nice and decent. Never thought immortal life would make someone kind instead of sinister.

ah feck off m8. u aint seen the shite ive done

[Why do people keep trying to tell him he's a good guy?! It ruins his self-image! But shit, Derek said a nice thing and even if Cassidy struggles to fully agree with it, he can't punish good behaviour, that's like rule one of dog training.]

but look i appreciate it m8, i do. dont hear that from folk usually most times its more like "die scum" and "vampire piece of shit, burn in hell" yknow?

Try me, then. Tell me things you've done.

No, I get it. "You're a rabid dog that needs to be put down", "you're a dumb, worthless animal", shit like that. Humans are the best.
Can I ask you another question?

the absolut best sure. ask away fido

[Which really conveniently leaves him avoiding telling Derek about anything he has ever done.]

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