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maskormenace2018-10-06 11:41 pm
calloused) wrote in maskormenace2018-10-06 11:41 pm
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[ introductions are for losers, so Derek doesn't include one. just gets right down to what he wants. ]
Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.
Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.
That's it.
[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]
Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.
Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.
That's it.
[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]
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that pos can blow me
hes already tried to get me fired once and im still here
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[ Chilton, then? Whatever, he doesn't care about the politics of that place. He was only fucking with Reg, anyway. ]
When were you nearly fired? You never told me that.
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im front desk
totally different
it was uh
over the summer i think
chilton was gone so starr tried to take over
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[ wait, ok, don't laugh, that's mean. moves on. ]
Okay, well, I won't tell anyone you're a thief, provided you don't swipe anything from the vet's.
Sorry you nearly got fired?
Maybe be better at your job.
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and what about it
[ UGH, ]
hes a stupid dickhead who tried to fire me for no reason
even tho hes got no authority over me
im great at my job ive been here longer than anyone
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It's fine. It's cool. Masculine.
I agree, for the record.
I barely know that guy, but he's threatened to castrate me at least once. Kind of an asshole.
Let me know if you ever want to stage a coup, I guess.
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i deserve more respect than that
at least im actually working in an office instead of just doing more grunt work
[ Even if he doesn't really... have an office. ]
like i said hes not my boss
dr chiltons great
starr might be leaving soon or something anyway so i dont think its gonna be an issue
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You big tool.
[ he loves reggie so much. ]
I heard about that from Tate, yeah.
That dude sucks, let's stop talking about him.
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[ Respect him!!!! ]
but my point exactly
hes not important he means less than dick to me
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It wasn't really about him, specifically. Just about reporting you to the appropriate authority.
Now I know it's Chilton. The lazy, idle threat that I'm not going to follow up on still stands.
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:)
he wouldnt believe u anyway
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Probably not.
So...
Do you see that dude for therapy, or is he just your boss?
[ maybe too personal of a question, but. tate uses that dude for therapy, though, so. seems like a good opportunity to be invasive. ]
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and thats by choice
[ ... Mostly. ]
hes my boss
i dont do therapy
dont need it
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This is the most useless you've ever been to me.
Can't make fun of you, can't pry you for secrets about your boss.
Why are we even talking right now.
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i get that im super cool and all but that sounds like more of a creativity problem
[ Not that that's an invitation to dig up receipts. He just hates being called useless, so... ]
what do u even want to know