mr rogers except from space (
kanyounot) wrote in
maskormenace2018-10-09 05:38 pm
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003; video;
[ Today must be a day for shitposting, because Kanan's got one too. ]
You know, the text thing doesn't usually give me much trouble. The devices have a pretty good voice-to-text and text-to-voice function on them. Unless you're typing a bunch of abbreviations, they can be hard to parse sometimes. The letter "y" seems to be either "why" or "yes" depending on the context, for instance. Still haven't figured out "L O L".
I even get some of those... what do you call them, "emojis". The device will tell me if there's a little smiling face or a finger pointing to the left or whatever, that's fine. Right up until there's a bunch of... vegetables? I don't know a lot of the vegetables on this planet. What even is an "eggplant", and what is "eggplant sweatdrops"? Are you watering your vegetable garden?
[ He's asking the tough questions. ]
You know, the text thing doesn't usually give me much trouble. The devices have a pretty good voice-to-text and text-to-voice function on them. Unless you're typing a bunch of abbreviations, they can be hard to parse sometimes. The letter "y" seems to be either "why" or "yes" depending on the context, for instance. Still haven't figured out "L O L".
I even get some of those... what do you call them, "emojis". The device will tell me if there's a little smiling face or a finger pointing to the left or whatever, that's fine. Right up until there's a bunch of... vegetables? I don't know a lot of the vegetables on this planet. What even is an "eggplant", and what is "eggplant sweatdrops"? Are you watering your vegetable garden?
[ He's asking the tough questions. ]
vid
[ Active recruiting techniques. ]
Re: vid
I've seen it, Kanan! I have three jobs already!
[... 1.45 jobs if you wanna get TECHNICAL but they're all very hard work!!]
vid
Re: vid
[this is not a lie. he genuinely thinks this.]
I'll pass on the message that you're looking to some people I think would work better there.
vid
I can't make you do anything you don't want, but when you realize this, we'll be here.
Re: vid
Not this thing. I can think of a couple people who would be a better fit. I'll let them know you're lookin'.
vid
I'm always looking. We need all the help we can get.