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[kanyounot]

[ Today must be a day for shitposting, because Kanan's got one too. ]

You know, the text thing doesn't usually give me much trouble. The devices have a pretty good voice-to-text and text-to-voice function on them. Unless you're typing a bunch of abbreviations, they can be hard to parse sometimes. The letter "y" seems to be either "why" or "yes" depending on the context, for instance. Still haven't figured out "L O L".

I even get some of those... what do you call them, "emojis". The device will tell me if there's a little smiling face or a finger pointing to the left or whatever, that's fine. Right up until there's a bunch of... vegetables? I don't know a lot of the vegetables on this planet. What even is an "eggplant", and what is "eggplant sweatdrops"? Are you watering your vegetable garden?

[ He's asking the tough questions. ]

Comments

[kanyounot]

There are worse things for people to obsess over, I guess.

[burlyboy]

Yeah, like spiders.

[kanyounot]

I was thinking more along the lines of "genocide", but yeah, sure, spiders too.

[burlyboy]

Why is genocide the first thing to come to your mind when we're talkin' about what people are obsessing over? Kinda taking it from one to a hundred there, pal.

[kanyounot]

Guess it says a bit about where I come from that there are people who do obsess over genocide. Enough that it's a concern.

[burlyboy]

I mean, I'm sure there are folks like that where I'm from too. Doesn't mean I'm thinking about that all the time.

[kanyounot]

Were you fighting a war against an oppressive and genocidal government where you were from?

[burlyboy]

Not the genocidal bit.

[kanyounot]

I'm glad, then.

[ He means that. ]