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[kanyounot]

[ Today must be a day for shitposting, because Kanan's got one too. ]

You know, the text thing doesn't usually give me much trouble. The devices have a pretty good voice-to-text and text-to-voice function on them. Unless you're typing a bunch of abbreviations, they can be hard to parse sometimes. The letter "y" seems to be either "why" or "yes" depending on the context, for instance. Still haven't figured out "L O L".

I even get some of those... what do you call them, "emojis". The device will tell me if there's a little smiling face or a finger pointing to the left or whatever, that's fine. Right up until there's a bunch of... vegetables? I don't know a lot of the vegetables on this planet. What even is an "eggplant", and what is "eggplant sweatdrops"? Are you watering your vegetable garden?

[ He's asking the tough questions. ]

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VOICE.

[bragnificent]

Like your literal kids?

VOICE.

[kanyounot]

No, my Endeavor Center kids.

[ DUH, ]

VOICE.

[bragnificent]

Was I supposed to somehow just know that's what you meant? I've heard of that place like, once.

[ It's not really his thing. ]

VOICE.

[kanyounot]

I publicly announced on this network two weeks ago that I run the place, and asked for volunteers.

[ So, yeah, you are supposed to know. Or at least, it's not unreasonable for Kanan to assume that you would! ]

VOICE.

[bragnificent]

Oh my god, it was two weeks ago and I don't even know you. Why would I remember that?

[ Teen boys have very selective attention spans. ]

Thinking your teacher's hot is like, super normal though. Happens to everybody. You might wanna just avoid social media if that bothers you, but it's not even, y'know, like, a big deal?

VOICE.

[kanyounot]

[ He's... just gonna ignore that first statement. ]

I know it's not a big deal, and I'm not treating it like one. I was curious, is all.

And now I know what to avoid, so - win-win!