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[dragony]

Alright, Network. I'm putting my fate in your hands. To celebrate the birthday of someone who saved my life, but also, like, ruined it at least a dozen times, before and after saving it, which is best? One, camping out on the moon and getting stupid-drunk for the next week; two, renting and capsizing a yacht somewhere in the Atlantic; or three, acquiring and electrocuting a couple dozen cakes as public spectacle and nuisance?

[ For those that only know her in passing, Ruka sounds like she usually does: bored, and tired, and a little bit melancholy. For those that have spoken to her since the shimmering hellscape, "melancholy boredom" is a striking improvement. Yeah. This is the improvement.

Or maybe she just got better at faking it. ]

I mean, I suppose the whole, getting stupid-drunk part, that applies to all of them. Can't say I want to spend the day reminiscing.

Thanks.

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[knaval]

all 3 i will help u do it inside an hour

[dragony]

capsizing a yacht on the moon would be a way to shorten the list
but i want to be distracted for most of the day
i don't mind them taking time

[knaval]

i turn into a boat so u can capsize me as many times as u want
or rent one and tie it to my stern and
stay with me
im twisting this on its head
i go off at full speed and u try and keep it upright behind me

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[ghoulking]

There is no need to ruin cakes.

[dragony]

Well I'm not going to eat them all, and I'm not going to electrocute people.

[ghoulking]

It just seems like a big waste of cake.

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[divaricate]

Definitely the cake-shock option.

[dragony]

What's the most reliable, portable electrocution-producer, do you think? A car battery? Like, I could try to jump another battery, but instead of a battery it's a cake.

Would that work?

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[hellraiser02]

And to think, I thought it'd been an age when one year passed.

[Which wasn't very long ago, from his perspective, not that it was worth much now. There's a quiet pause.]

I like option three.

[Because of course he would]

[dragony]

[ She is Still Not Used to this version of him. God. Can't ANYTHING be stable? no. nothing. ]

Preferred method of pastry demolition?

[hellraiser02]

[Giddily] Ever made fireworks before?

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[girlybruiser]

[ This is... a complicated post. ]

The cake option would be a waste of money, yes? It would be best to save it for something else. [ She can't believe she's going with this option, but... ] Camping on the moon sounds seems like a better choice.

[dragony]

It's cake. If I can't waste money on a birthday cake, what am I supposed to spend it on? College?

[girlybruiser]

Something else everyone would like to eat?

[ Since her above response to Kaneki sounds like this girl doesn't like cake.

Unless the other person does? ]

[versusseeker]

<(o◕ᆺ◕o)> cud hlp
w/ the cakes

[Maybe she's not mad at him for freeing all those animals from the circus anymore? He doesn't really care whether or not she is. She looks sad and he wants to help if he can. That's just who Red is.]

[dragony]

procurement or execution

[versusseeker]

⚡⚡⚡

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[khajidont]

[ RUKA... DON'T GET STUPID DRUNK... THAT'S NOT GOOD...... ]

Does it have to be cakes? Because I can think of a few other things that might be satisfying to electrocute-and-or-blow-up. Pumpkins, for one.

[dragony]

[ don't take this away from her!!! she doesn't want to deal with thinking or existential crises or being a reasonable person today!!! ]

Hmm... only if they have birthday tiaras, I think.

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[fridgeflower]

I guess electrocuting cakes carries the least potential for death, unless the moon-camping somehow excludes the obvious dangers of moon-camping.

[dragony]

I've heard there's a base up there, but I've moon-picnicked before. I should be fine, at least.

[ Unless her shield fails again, in which case, well, it's just death who cares??? ]

The distance might be nice.

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[nextsymbol]

Um...I mean, if getting drunk applies to all three, then I guess the first is the least dangerous?

[dragony]

The danger for all of them is inconsequential, to me.

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[viced]

I vote the fucking cakes.

Record it for posterity, too.

[dragony]

If you insist.

[ thanks uncle mitch ur a pal ]

Any recommendations for soundtrack?